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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:17 PM #50971
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An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call
on his cell phone.
He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has
just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds,
but the man just shrugs,
"That's about average up our way, folks...like I said - my boy's a typical
County Clare baby boy.."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says,
"Say, you're the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth, aren't you?
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks
.... so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened?"
"He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his lips
on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised."
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:21 PM #50972
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:25 PM #50973
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Kim Mitchell is playing the Little Lake Music Festival in Peterborough on Saturday evening at 8PM(free show). I will make sure I`m not late getting off w*rk that night! Email him requesting lots of Max Webster with no response.
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:27 PM #50974
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:29 PM #50975
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:34 PM #50976
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:42 PM #50977
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I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:43 PM #50978
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Good afternoon. Thank you all for the Rush winning words and the Au Natural.
Andit – I hope your friend is ok!
Wayne have a great time in Quebec and congrats on the new blue heart.
Ecatt – that poor dog that is disgusting AND I AGREE!! My little friend wants to grab him by the throat and ring his neck, think he is already giving him the evil eye.
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:43 PM #50979
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I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:44 PM #50980
Rush ww is ... creative
Shine On!
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:44 PM #50981
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RUSH ~ Creative
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:44 PM #50982
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rush ww: creative
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 04:45 PM #50983
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 05:06 PM #50984
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Thu, Aug 2nd, 2012, 05:27 PM #50985
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RUSH ~ Three
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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