Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

Sometimes... sometimes... a well placed Sticker can Change the Entire Meaning of a Product:

[the H team]

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too funny!

[WolfDio]

Just Heard that Phyllis Diller has Passed Away.

One of the true legends of the comedy world, Phyllis Diller, has died in Los Angeles. TMZ reports that sources say Diller, known for her loud cackle laugh, died at her L.A. home, surrounded by family. She was 95. TMZ says she had recently fallen, hurting her wrist and hip, and her health had been on the decline ever since. She had been living in hospice care at her home.
Diller suffered a heart attack in 1999 and was later fitted with a pacemaker.
Phyllis began her career in 1952 -- and rose to fame with her TV specials alongside Bob Hope in the 1960s.

[alohamom]

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Sometimes... sometimes... a well placed Sticker can Change the Entire Meaning of a Product:

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too funny!

I second the motion! that is hilarious...

[WolfDio]

I still Remember Phyllis' Joke:

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast.
Turned out to be a trick knee.

[Mechman47]

From Alaska , ......
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers...
"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ." "Oh no!" exclaimed Wilkens.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued,
"When we pulled her up, she had a dozen 25-pound King crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her,
and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Bewildered, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

[the H team]

Just Heard that Phyllis Diller has Passed Away.

One of the true legends of the comedy world, Phyllis Diller, has died in Los Angeles. TMZ reports that sources say Diller, known for her loud cackle laugh, died at her L.A. home, surrounded by family. She was 95. TMZ says she had recently fallen, hurting her wrist and hip, and her health had been on the decline ever since. She had been living in hospice care at her home.
Diller suffered a heart attack in 1999 and was later fitted with a pacemaker.
Phyllis began her career in 1952 -- and rose to fame with her TV specials alongside Bob Hope in the 1960s.

oh what a shame. she was hilarious when she was with Bob Hope & on Laugh In & i think Red Skelton

[WolfDio]

Some Phyllis Diller Quotes:

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

[alohamom]

You didn't do this, did you Aloha? http://news.sympatico.ca/oped/coffee...n_gas/730191f4

LOL! Nope, but I should have! there is always next time...

[Lee03]

rush ww: synthesizer

[the H team]

RWW-synthesizer

[kawam]

Hello from Haliburton :0)

[Lee03]

rush ww: willowdale

[rockit]

Back from Michigan...
Need food!!!

[WolfDio]

Back from Michigan...
Need food!!!

Welcome Back!!!!

You mean that You did not bring back one of these?