Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[crazyredneck]

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

[crazyredneck]

Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

[crazyredneck]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

[waynethegolfer]

Good morning Qbees. Lets play duck and walk the dogs.

[waynethegolfer]

http://www.youtube.com/embed/XRCIzZHpFtY?rel=0


How to get to Mars, its a little long but a nice little clip.

[McSkier]

Attitash - so sorry to have missed your gold heart presentation - was up north with the frost
A belated but huge heartfelt congrats on your gold

[waynethegolfer]

Man oh man this ones even longer. Enjoy a card trick, with some side action as well.

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com...ke-It-Out.html

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a .............................. packet of peanuts."

The bartender said, "Why the big paws?"

Love it CRN, reminded me of:

Horse walks into a bar, barman sez "why the long face?"

[McSkier]

and a very happy new heart to you dear Loocie

[crazyredneck]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[attitash]

Attitash - so sorry to have missed your gold heart presentation - was up north with the frost
A belated but huge heartfelt congrats on your gold

No problem ski pal & thanks...you could not have been at a better place(until the snow flies)

[attitash]

[McSkier]

[attitash]

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