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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:12 PM #6811
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:14 PM #6812
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:20 PM #6813
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:20 PM #6814
evening Q sters,
what a great day today. could have had a bit more sun. it was cloudy, but warm. water temp in the pool is 84 degrees, just right. got the laundry done & hung the clothes out to dry, grass cut & was able to do some reading. there was a few sprinkles about 6pm that lasted about 3 minutes & if that's it for the rain, i'm good.
thanx for the SDWWs, trivia answers & reps. hope everyone had a great psunday.
BIG CONGRATS ON YOUR 2nd BLUE HEART, ELMO!
so sorry about your girlfriend not being able to come till next week. mother nature can be so cruel at times. glad that you were able to go back to work this week & i hope you can have next week off to spend time with her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MADCHIVES!
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:28 PM #6815
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:36 PM #6816
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MURDER AT WOOLWORTHS
Tired of constantly
being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend'
put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.
The
husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.
Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.
A few
days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Woolworths Supermarket store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.
However,
unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave
the store.
Under intense
questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.The next day in the
newspaper, the headline declared...
(You're
going to hate me for this...)
'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WOOLWORTHS
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:46 PM #6817
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:51 PM #6818
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:51 PM #6819
happy birthday, madchives!
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 10:54 PM #6820
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 11:25 PM #6821
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just heard a Steely Dan word, not sure what I heard - secret is what I thought I heard. Another site has seekers I'm now thinking sneakers (Song called Bad Sneakers)
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 11:36 PM #6822
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 11:49 PM #6823NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sun, Jul 10th, 2011, 11:52 PM #6824
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Mon, Jul 11th, 2011, 12:00 AM #6825
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