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[waynethegolfer]

[waynethegolfer]

[waynethegolfer]

This is Hala Fruit from Hawaii

[heartgirl99]

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[waynethegolfer]

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[The Jester]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oKTO...are_video_user Dogs in boots = so funny like watching cartoons

[WolfDio]

Good evening Qbees. My work week is done so now a glass of wine and whatever.

"Whatever"?

Really?!?

Golf at this Time of Night?!?!

[waynethegolfer]

[waynethegolfer]

Way too cold tonight.

Golf at this Time of Night?!?!

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[The Jester]

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
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> >"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
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> >"O K Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the midwife.
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> >"No, no boyfriend either."
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> >Do you have a partner then?"
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> >"No, I'm not attached; I'll be having my baby on my own"
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> >After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman,
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> >"You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must tell you before you see
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> >her that the baby is black."
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> >"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and
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> >nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a film. The lead man was
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> >"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business
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> >tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
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> >"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was
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> >The midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to
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> >pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes."
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> >"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
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> >movie, I really had no choice."
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> >the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt. The
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> >baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"
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> >"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
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> >"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that
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[McSkier]

Thank you so much our beloved goddess of prose
Treasuring your wonderful winter words wherever I goes

probably should keep the day job and leave the word crafting to our beloved Loocie
Thank you again g/f...downhilling tomorrow - a forecasted minus 11

This may look like a friendly meeting, but I assure that it is not!
They are members of a known cult, called We Don't Like it Hot,
Though sunlight is tolerated, as long as it contains no melting rays,
Quite frankly they all love it, when it's another one of those bone chilling days,
They do the Snowman's Macarena along with the Flakey-Powder Flop,
& they do not really give a hoot, if you're shovelling until you drop,
They laugh as you bundle up in layers, just like Momma told you to do,
Then they high-five one another, while they watch your lips turn blue!
Their diet consists of sno-cones & iced coffee, or anything that's on the rocks!
Then they laugh even harder when they see you wearing extra socks!
Winter winds just go with the job & they never call in sick...
They have the world's largest single mitten collection; you can take your pick!
They wave at McSkier & Attitash as they salute their ski poles in appreciation,
So, let's just stick together kids, winter's here for the duration!

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[McSkier]

Wayne - you can join us tomorrow

[McSkier]

and for sure apres skiing....

[The Jester]

So mail delivery is going to become history for urban dwellers AND they're putting stamp prices up to one dollar bought singly next year. I can see some consumers going POSTAL when/if this transpires.