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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 02:34 PM #100276
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lol aussie girl has been lying on my lap and trying to sleep the last 30 minutes...having a heck of a time with me huffing and puffing and cheering with the hockey game...
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 02:40 PM #100277
That Canada - Latvia game was a little too close!
Enjoy the evening all.
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 03:18 PM #100278
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 03:42 PM #100279
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OMG - can't believe it was that close / that nerve racking !!!
The stats were ALL Canada, & they just couldn't get it in.
Like the rest of you, I was really nervous.
Price was getting so little work, was afraid they'd score a fluke one.
Attachment 217776 is right.Last edited by 22hicks; Wed, Feb 19th, 2014 at 03:44 PM.
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 03:49 PM #100280
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Good afternoon- my son and I shoveled for two hours last light and got just over half the roof done. It is about a foot thick, and you can't use a shovel because you could tear the membrane, plus I did not to dump it on the porch as it is all most 2' thick and was worried about the weight. Will be back up there at 5:00 today, I'm sure the rain has not helped.
Hteam- I hope the crown goes as well
Meahman - hope the eye exam went well
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 03:51 PM #100281
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Her First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight Show,
I hope you're sitting down when you read it.
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We
have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize
She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken
her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight).They were strangers, after
all, and had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful, until they were headed home
late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte!!
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle
of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it
would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants
down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think
about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of
the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she
bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to
poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh
from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due
to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her
date's concerns about 'what is taking so long?' with a reply that
indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the
situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.
Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was
only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thoughtyour first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.'
Oh and how did the first date turn out?
He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
If you laughed at this pass it on.
Remember: If you haven't got a smile on your face and
laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 05:33 PM #100282
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 07:38 PM #100283
At Massey Hall....... Blue Rodeo time
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 07:39 PM #100284
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Enjoy the evening Q-sters
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 07:46 PM #100285
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ESC - Karen Guesses - Bryan Adams - Somebody - incorrect
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 07:56 PM #100286
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 07:58 PM #100287
time for wine
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 08:02 PM #100288
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 08:28 PM #100289
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Wed, Feb 19th, 2014, 08:43 PM #100290
Well there is a first time for everything and today I was involved in my first ever food fight! All I can say is I am glad I got paid to do it because I have washed my hair twice and I can still smell the lasagna mixed with whipped cream and a dash of watermelon!!! Oh man, it got rancid under the lights but it was probably the most fun I have ever had on a set-what a mess tho! I will make sure to link the final edit once it is done and out to the public for you all to see me getting whapped with a cheesburger etc. Hope you all had a great day
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