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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 09:23 AM #108316
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Good morning my Q friends
on Hump Day. Good for both days I'd say.Another day in the Colliseum with the Gladiators YAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 09:28 AM #108317
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For a smile, see our vids: http://www.youtube.com/lilyquincy
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 09:32 AM #108318
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 09:44 AM #108319
Morning all
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 09:53 AM #108320
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Can't recall if I posted this before; but just in case..........http://www.wimp.com/multiplynumbers/
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 10:59 AM #108321
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:12 AM #108322
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:20 AM #108323
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:40 AM #108324
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Good Morning
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:41 AM #108325
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A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being the fastest gun in the West.
The young cowboy took a place next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of his great ambition. 'Do you think you could give me some tips?' he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, 'Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high, tie the holster a little lower down on your leg.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'Sure will, 'replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.
'That's terrific!' said the hot shot. 'Got any more tips for me?'
'Yep,' said the old man. 'Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it, that'll give you a smoother draw'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the younger man.
'You bet it will,' said the old-timer.
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
'Wow!' exclaimed the cowboy 'I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?'
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. 'See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it.'
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. 'No'; said the old-timer, 'I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all.'
'Will that make me a better gunfighter?' asked the young man.
'No,' said the old-timer, 'but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your a_s, and it won't hurt as much.
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:43 AM #108326
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:50 AM #108327
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 11:55 AM #108328
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I WAS SOMEBODY
Until Wednesday, I was Nobody. Uncared for and unseen.
Until Wednesday, when the death truck spilled me onto the road in my plastic prison, when ...violence and death deafened all five senses, when brutal men tore apart my friends' bodies while I watched and screamed: until then, I was Nobody.
And then. And then I became Somebody.
The moment kind hands pulled my broken body out of my twisted crate, the moment gentle arms cradled me and carried me to safety, the moment I was softly laid on the floor and given water: in that moment, I became Somebody.
For the last three days, my name was Mireya. It means miracle. For the last three days, I have felt more joy than I have felt my whole life. I have sat on the grass and felt its dew beneath my feet, its bitter taste on my tongue. I have felt the sun on my worn out wings, and its gentle warmth has rocked me to sleep. I have felt the excitement of delicious food, been fascinated by a worm, enjoyed the gentle sensation of having my face cleaned. I have been kissed and stroked, and I have felt loved.
Tonight, though, my broken body could take no more. Tonight, I peacefully passed away while my new human spilled tears of anguish and told me she loved me. Tonight I heard about Rainbow Bridge as my eyes closed for the last time and I drifted into deep darkness. I am not in pain now. Tonight, I am finally free.
I want you to remember me as Somebody. The next time you eat our butchered bodies or buy the eggs we laid in our metal prisons, I want you to remember that I was Somebody. We are all Somebody. You just don't know our names.
Please share this far and wide. Help make Mireya's life and death count for something
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 12:04 PM #108329
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Wed, May 21st, 2014, 12:43 PM #108330
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