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wow.... page 7300... we are a chatty bunch!!
One of my all time favourite movies!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lee03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2r8_BwkQo
Thanks Dad!
THE LIGHT TURNED YELLOW
The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the 'chrome-plated Christian fish emblem' on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
Priceless.
A Newfoundlander living in Toronto decided to visit the Scarborough zoo.
While there, he saw a man with an elephant act.
The man claimed the elephant could look at a person and tell that person's age.
The trainer had the elephant look at a small boy.
The elephant stamped its foot 9 times.
"Is that right?" he asked the boy. "Oh yes", said the boy.
The Newfie was very skeptical and said so, in no uncertain terms.
Finally, the trainer could take it no longer, and offered to bet the Newfie that the elephant could look at him and tell him his age.
The Newfie accepted the wager.
The elephant looked very closely at the skeptic, then turned around, raised his tail and broke wind like you wouldn't believe.
Then he turned back around and stomped his foot twice.
The Newfie stumbled back, amazed, and with a sound of disbelief in his voice, cried,
"Lard tunderin' Jaysus b'y, he's right!!!!
I'm farty-two!"
:sleepy2: early morning tomorrow for me...
night, night...
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Originally Posted by crazyredneck
Great pic CRN!!!
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c8bb...a7a9faeb61.jpg
yes, very nice day today, but it seems everything I did I had to rush to do it!!!! anyways sleep well all, I'm not going yet but gotta turn this off for now!
