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[heartgirl99]

these guys look great in heels

[heartgirl99]

somehow, i don't see myself adding this to my fitness routine.

[The Jester]

Is it me or did today seem really long???????
Enjoy summer folks, it's officially here

[The Jester]

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[alohamom]

Good morning folks.

[kawam]

Morning all

[madchives]

so sorry to see wolfie has the darn back pain
codeine and ice packs help me,,,
and beer and tea and ,,,,

[22hicks]

Good morning.
What a GREAT w/end. We've waited SOOOO long for this.

[heartgirl99]

Good morning, qt's

Another psuper psummer day!

[The Jester]

Things they don't teach at law school:
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
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> 2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
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> 3.Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
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> 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.
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> 5.Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
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> 6.Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
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> 7.Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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> 8.Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!
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> 9.Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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> 10.Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
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> 11.The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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> 12.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
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> 13.Law of Physical Surfaces -
> The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
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> 14.Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.
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> 15. Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
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> 16.Law of Public Speaking -- A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!
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> 17.Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
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> 18.Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
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> If you don't forward this to your friends, your belly button will unscrew - and your butt will fall off. Really... It's true. I read it on the Internet.
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> *Dance at dawn. Sing at sunset. Laugh in the moments between.*

[The Jester]

Once upon a time there lived a King.
The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.

But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;
Metal,
Wood,
Stone,
Anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.

The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?

He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.'

The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a sword of the finest steel.



But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .


The second prince brought diamonds.


He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the Princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'

The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red.



She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
And it did not melt!!!
The King was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.

And the third Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the Prince's pants?










M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking??


I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!

[The Jester]

As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all.
Here are just afew reasons why:

A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night & ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something, she wants to do, & it's usually more interesting.

Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, ifyou deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to
be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 60.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 60, there is
a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of
himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?,
Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are
against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!·

Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!

[Lee03]

Good morning!!

Hope everyone has a fantastic day!!

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends. Happy Psychedelic Psunday. Hopefully a better day than crappy yesterday. The toilet is working fine. What a mess to clean up though.
But the good thing that came out of the situation was my friend and I listened to vinyl records on my turntable all day, had some beers and watched Soccer muted.
Also I have to go through my stuff that was under the sink. that will be a bit of a job but it has to be done. Just found out every Saturday at Queen and Jones at the butcher shop on the corner has a BBQ. So I had ribs and my friend had a steak sandwich. Yummy!!! Definitely going back again. Have an AWESOME day.

[SillyLoocie]

It feels so wonderful to have a coffee outside with my dog. (she didn't have coffee, she sprawled herself out on the patio & napped) Today has started out well... So far I'm not feeling any pain either, so that makes me very happy. I am back at the hospital this week, but it is just a clinic visit, so it shouldn't be an all day thing.

So, my advice for the day is to enjoy the sunshine & do something nice, cause then you'll feel nice too!

xx