Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[kawam]

[kawam]

[The Jester]

[22hicks]

Kawam, the posts on this page just come up as a question mark.

Wow, thanks Jester, you're right. Yes, a new BLUE. That was quick !!
Thank you all for your reps. You're the greatest.

[The Jester]

The Jewish Tie Salesman -
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The old man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an over-priced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only $5."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go In Peace."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away, over the hill.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Several hours later, he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "They won't let me in without a tie..."

[bluewaterwitch]

super concert, experimenting with pics now...

[GMAN]

Statements to make you smile
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
Procrastinate Now!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
...."Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
Always laugh when you can. It's cheap medicine.

[ecat444]

Great day for the beach! Went to see the flamingos and crocs, there's a park for them here on the resort.


Sunshine and more sunshine!


Going to the retro party tonight.......

[heartgirl99]

cheers, qts!

congrats on your new heart, hicks!

[22hicks]

Thanks Heart, & a glass of wine is a great idea. Cheers.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
Nice pics BWW. Welcome back
Big Congrats on your new Blue, 22.
Hope all the test results were good Andit
Thanx for the chuckles, Jester & Gman
Sounds like you're having fun, Ecat.

[the H team]

[the H team]

Ninja Coke Attack!!!

[the H team]

[Karl Stiel]