Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[dededi]

Good Morning Everybody.

[22hicks]

Good morning every1. Well, the sun's coming out, which makes it a little easier to handle the cold.
I hope you have a great day.

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[22hicks]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[GMAN]

GRANDFATHER OF THE YEAR!!

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things.

The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long". Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say,

"It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there".

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice,

"William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car.
She says, "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay.
William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather."

"Thanks", says the grandfather, "but I am William, this little 's name is Kevin".

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

Day 2 of having little sleep due to bizarre dreams (keep waking up, then getting back to the weirdness). Last night I was to be married off to an entomologist and was terribly upset that A) I had to marry a stranger & B) I had to give up my little condo to move into a dark dreary house with pictures of bugs on all the walls. The night before I was being stalked by a serial killer who was singing selections from the Sound of Music - I kept finding bodies, cause the serial killer was not very good at his job & kept missing me & killing folks around me - the worst part was trying to explain to the police who thought I was out to lunch.

Wondering if a nap or 2 is a good idea or if I'll be married to the serial killer this time?

It's nice & sunny (but cold!), so might run out to the grocery store to get a mini dose of Vit D (if any sunshine can penetrate the dozen layers of clothes I'll be wearing).

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[SillyLoocie]

Morning! Anyone want to go to McDonalds?

[alohamom]

Good morning, everyone.

Day 2 of having little sleep due to bizarre dreams (keep waking up, then getting back to the weirdness). Last night I was to be married off to an entomologist and was terribly upset that A) I had to marry a stranger & B) I had to give up my little condo to move into a dark dreary house with pictures of bugs on all the walls. The night before I was being stalked by a serial killer who was singing selections from the Sound of Music - I kept finding bodies, cause the serial killer was not very good at his job & kept missing me & killing folks around me - the worst part was trying to explain to the police who thought I was out to lunch.

Wondering if a nap or 2 is a good idea or if I'll be married to the serial killer this time?

It's nice & sunny (but cold!), so might run out to the grocery store to get a mini dose of Vit D (if any sunshine can penetrate the dozen layers of clothes I'll be wearing).

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

WOW Andi, this is even worse than some of the scripts I read, LOL! Glad we all dont have to buy you bug themed wedding gifts...

[the H team]

Morning Q sters,
A sunny but cold day. At work, we have to pack up everything in the show room, so workers can tile the floor at night. it should look & be nicer than concrete.

glad you got power back on, Gman.

[alohamom]

Oh my goodness, what will they think of next? From the CBC...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/sex-selfie-st...zing-1.2981891

[Zedgirl76]

Good morning! Friday is almost here. I'm feeling a bit overworked this week....listening to Blue Rodeo in my office helps

[The Jester]

Oh my goodness, what will they think of next? From the CBC...

http://www.cbc.ca/news/sex-selfie-st...zing-1.2981891

I think Dick would be jealous and feel left out.

[The Jester]

Good Morning Everybody.

​Hey dededi - look at your expanding heart collection. 4 of a kind in blue - woo hoo!

[The Jester]

Wings over microphones. Result hooters are silent; but ask deadmau5...

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...176378&fref=nf

[The Jester]

Hell hath no fury...............

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...273397&fref=nf

[The Jester]

Here's a serious thought