Attachment 281127 I hope you have a great birthday H team.:occasion18:
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Attachment 281127 I hope you have a great birthday H team.:occasion18:
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 5 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Forward this to everyone you can remember right now!
And remember, never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same day
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yes it is thanx 22, Lee & Dededi. it sucks having to work, but what can you do.
Good morning, everyone. :)
It's a sad day for us. Tory fish is no longer with us. He started acting lethargic last week, I thought perhaps he was going through some sort of phase (he did the same thing last spring then changed colour slightly). He didn't want his food Thursday night but eventually ate it, same yesterday morning (highly unusual - he was worse than the brats for begging for his fishy kibble) and by afternoon he was gone. :( I realize he was just a fish, but he was sooo friendly and engaging. At this point, my Mom doesn't want another pet (I asked her whether she wanted me to send one of the brats over to keep her company).
I'm off to the theatre this afternoon for some British farce. That should make life better. :)
Better go smother my brats. ;)
Hope everyone has a wonderful day. :)
Hey birthday girl - may the "H" of your team stand for Happiness todayQuote:
Originally Posted by the H team
It’s H-Team’s birthday today, let the word get out,
I wonder if her age packs any sort of clout?
Is she the coolest Nascar girl who likes to go for a drive?
Isn't she lucky she lucky she is a music lover who gets to Play it Live!
Enjoy your birthday to the "nth" degree,
Do the Macarena, the cha-cha or yell out yippee!
Sometimes life can seem tiring & unforgiving,
But birthdays reward us with another year of living,
Enjoy & celebrate as you accumulate age,
& stay away from those people who are all filled up with rage,
How old is our dear H-Team girl; it's not polite to ask,
But it’s going to be a sunny day & I hope you get to bask.
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For you people who have felines...nothing more than felines......... Happy Caturday!
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Thank you Mechman. I was not diagnosed until I was 40....then all hell broke loose. No 2 cases are the same. We get NO FUNDING from the Provincial Government, but we are working on that. I am grateful that you took the time to check us out. I'm no longer on the board, but I am still an active NF'er. It rarely ever turns cancerous, but in my case it made more than a grand entrance. John is a great guy. Awareness tables help a little bit. I think people are a bit freaked out sometimes, but we give them some literature to take with them to read at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jester
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Hey, look at this an old fashioned icon. Is this a retro thing?
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Happy B-Day H!
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Happy Birthday H team! Have a great day!Quote:
Originally Posted by the H team
Good morning my Q friends. Happy Caturday What gorgeous day.
Happy Birthday H team
Good morning fellow Canucks!
Lovely day today. Get out and enjoy it.
