Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[SillyLoocie]

A Smart Canuck flashback......

Do you know I would love to sit at a table with all my Smart Canuck friends?
I would so enjoy a sociable time & we could chat about odds & ends,
Can you imagine sharing a pizza that is an entire meter long?
That is just over 3 feet & 3 inches unless my calculations are wrong,
In some places this is a growing trend for an intimate soirée,
& you don’t have to leave your seat & fight traffic at the buffet,
Some of the best laughs & conversations take place at the table,
& sometimes legendary discussions play out just like a fable,
We could have one side just for the girls & the other just for the boys,
& everyone gets to pick a song that will blend with the background noise,
I’m kind of partial to a pint of lager or ale if you would rather,
& we don’t really need a specific reason for all of us to gather,
Although many of us here have never been formally introduced,
I can’t think of nicer people to chill with & have a little roost.

[the H team]

I agree with you on the bands Ken, I too am a fan, but is Q staying a Classic Rock Station or are they changing to the Jack format. Time, like everything, will tell!

Wolfie stay in bed and take it easy. We don`t want to hear you missing 2 days in a row! Your health matters!

HT, happy birthday to your brother. Hope you are able to enjoy with him and the family!

Kawam, glad to see you are having a great time! Enjoy the games and can`t wait to see al the pics! Hope the weather is great too!

Thanks to everyone on helping me achieve a Full House! Much appreciated!

Big Congrats on the FULL HOUSE, Habs!

[Spartacus]

Congratulations to all the new heart recipients. I don't think we ever get tired of earning our new hearts.
I hope this finds you all well.

Mechman - you've got me thinking about Jackson Browne now. Hmmm.

My eldest grandson just had a cast put on his left wrist yesterday. He fractured it snowboarding. The poor guy will be stuck in a cast for 4 - 6 weeks. It's going to be hard for him to keep a low profile; he's a very active kid. Just in time for the March break too! The poor guy is going to have to adjust to life with a cast.

I am very ready for my week off. I'll be able to enjoy eating again! Looking forward to not feeling so tired. I'm still defying the odds & I'll take that anytime.

Love, Loocie xx

That's too bad about your grandson's wrist.
Great news you can have a week off. Loocie Positive energy to you my friend.

[The Jester]

Cool for cats x 2

https://www.facebook.com/Cats.Are.Am...88293/?fref=nf

https://youtu.be/StVUPKkmZG0?list=RDStVUPKkmZG0

[The Jester]

These dad jokes will have you running for the cheese grater.

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Thanks to Imjustherefortheluls for the collection and Jebbe for the image.



1. I gave all my dead batteries away today
Free of charge.
2. What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
3. Can February March?
No, But April May.
4.


5. How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
6. I heard there was a new store called moderation
They have everything in there.
7. I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It was just a Fanta sea.
8.

9. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that seafood
because now I'm feeling a little eel.
10. When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble.
11. What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
12.

13. A man tried to sell me a coffin today
I told him that's the last thing I need.
14. What's the best thing about elevator jokes?
They work on so many levels.
15. Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
16.

17. Whenever I want to start eating healthy
The chocolate bar looks at me and snickers.
18. A three-legged dog walks into the bar and says to the bartender,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
19. What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?
An orcha-stra.
20.

21. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
22. My sea sickness comes in waves.
23. I asked a French man if he played video games.
He said "wii"
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More cringe-worthy dad humor on the next page

[The Jester]

25. Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food's great, but there's no atmosphere.
26. I have kleptomania...
but when it gets bad I take something for it.
27. Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
28.

29. Comedians who tell too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
30. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
31. I'm on a Whiskey diet
I've lost 4 days already.
32.

33. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
34. I have the heart of a lion
and a life time ban from the San Diego zoo.
35. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other,
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
36.

37. I said to the Doctor, "Can you give me something for my liver?"
He handed me a pound of onions.
38. Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
39. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are 49 cents and deer nuts are just under a buck.
40.

41. I ate a clock yesterday
it was so time consuming.
42. Steak puns...
they're a rare-medium, well done.

43. Want to hear a joke about construction?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
44.

45. I've just written a song about a tortilla
well, it's more of a rap really.
46. What's the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
47. I used to work for a soft drink can crushing company.
It was soda pressing.
48.

49. Doctor, you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter.
Doctor: I don't follow you.
50. My friend was the hardest working car salesman in town.
He came home every night exhaust-ed.

[ecat444]

Happy Caturday!


Meet Cricket, the super cute kitten. She’s just too precious and simply staring at her can surely warm your heart and brighten up your day!

[rock lobster]

Bringing back some of this music is ok, but I had to google New Order, never heard of them. I was listening to the 80's Hair bands at the time, so must have missed some of this stuff.
They are getting into playing other forgotten cuts from the regular crowd.[/QUOTE]

Sadly New Order was the remnants of Joy Divison after Ian Curtis committed suicide.
Not nearly the same driven sound.

[The Jester]

Wood chopping revolution

http://www.mnn.com/family/protection...wood-all-wrong

[zfurman]

Kawam, I am sure you enjoyed the game today, especially that 4 run first inning.

Enjoy your time in FLA.

Cheers!!

[The Jester]

I remember hearing of this band in the 80s when my wife turned me onto CFNY The Edge - Hunters & Collectors

They sounded pretty good and we bought one of their CDs and that was that. I didn't realize until tonight that the leader Mark is the brother of Nick Seymour of Crowded House and looking at this clip it certainly becomes obvious:

[The Jester]

[dededi]

[dededi]

Cheers everyone and have a really good evening!

[The Jester]

Cheers everyone and have a really good evening!

Wow! she's a corker