I have no idea.... :embarassed: I guess it's just one of those days..... :-~
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Good evening. I was trying to catch up tonight and now I see I have one minute till 10:00...bedtime. So I will wake up extra early and try to catch up then.
Hope you all have a wonderful evening. C U in the morning.:sleepy1:
A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-boobed woman and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitc*ing and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end..
1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch & you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal & someone always answers.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time - also called the Chuck Benner Syndrome).
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11.. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet & who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies & stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
14. Law of PhysicalSurfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness & cost of the carpet or rug.
15. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.
Nightly Recap
Club Q Bonus Code - feud
Winner:
heartgirl99
Trivia
TDICH - Blood, Sweat & Tears
CRC - In the whispering wind
4th grade - Russia
Name that ? - What is Laramie?
Sports - Floyd Patterson
Winner:
Carl8754
Sleuth - panache
Winner:
Babygirl1
Honourable Mention:
elmo57
rockit
http://www.q107.com/Contests/CashGrab/Home.aspx
Cash Grab Words:
4:30am - L.A. Woman
Winner:
db band
6:30am - woman
Winner:
db band
Honourable Mention:
heartgirl99
8:45am - Fits ya good
Winner:
db band
Honourable Mention:
WolfDio
9:45am - logical song
Winner:
Wallie
Honourable Mention:
the H team
22hicks
11:15am - just like living in paradise
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
Wallie
Lee03
1:15pm - proud mary
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
Lee03
3pm - the cradle will rock
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
Wallie
Lee03
5:15pm - you can't always get what you want
Winner:
the H team
Honourable Mention:
Argo53
WolfDio
7:30pm - down on the corner
Winner:
WolfDio
Honourable Mention:
Karl Stiel
9:15pm - heart of gold
Winner:
heartgirl99
Hope everyone had a wonderful day. :)
Night all. :)
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night qts!
sleep well
Good night everyone. Good luck with the cash grab tomorrow
Vehicle Education 101:
A question that is often asked of someone with a new car is
"What will it do?"
The answer is usually something like "zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds," or something along those lines.
Well, here's the brand new 2011 Ferrari "458 Italia"
First, here's what it looks like:
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And here is what it can do...
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Any questions?
Time to head upstairs....
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I am really tired....
Oddly I have some friends who can hardly sleep at all :shrug:
No complaints from me.. no problems sleeping
I repped where I could... and thank you for all the reps... http://www.gifmix.net/3d-smileys/tir...ilies/0013.gif
:sweet: Sleep tight my friends...
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and may I add Good Luck All on receiving THE Call tomorrow!
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Cash Track is ... Once In A Lifetime