Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[22hicks]

The only cruise I would like to go on these days.

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you could always try, & when u win, give it 2 one of us

I'd volunteer 2 take it off ur hands, so u wouldn't have 2 suffer

[crazyredneck]

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[the H team]

702

[the H team]

rick won!

[crazyredneck]

rick

[22hicks]

Oh well

I think I've spent enough time on the phone & in front of the computer for 1 day

Have a great evening everyone

[crazyredneck]

good its over, now i can get on with my life

back to wiarton

[ecat444]

Well, we gave it a good try! Until Next Week - try to stay off the phone!!!!

[WolfDio]

Still Stupid-Busy, but I just want to pass on a Quick THANK You for all of Your most Generous, Kind, and Heart-Warming Messages, Notes, Reps, PMs, etc for my Dear Helen!!!!

Whether You Truely are Aware of it or not...
YOU really do make a Difference; You make a Sad Heart Sing Songs of "Joy".
You Help make the Spirit Soar Higher than the Lego Man.

I never Knew about Virtual-Hugs before SC, or how Sweet they can be.



Now, I cannot Imagine a World without them!!!!
THANK You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elmo57]

Four Adult Jokes

Fourth Place:

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does,

his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast,

I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

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Third Place :

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over..

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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Runner Up:

Bill worked in a pickle factory.

He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day

to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.

His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

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Winner:

A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'

'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'

'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.'

Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'

'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal

[psells]

The only cruise I would like to go on these days.

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Wow that guy is really small. Is he wearing clothes from the Folk Singer Ken gift pack?

[WolfDio]

Wow that guy is really small. Is he wearing clothes from the Folk Singer Ken gift pack?

I am more Curious as to whether or not he can carry a Tune.

[Mmmme...]

... UNDER THE ICE.
Very interesting what natives have done for ages, you
won't regret watching.

[TO_Harley]

Worse yet.....

having to dial with a rotary phone

When I was a kid, listening to 1050 CHUM, we had a rotary dial phone which was a disadvantage on the contests. The lucky ones were those who owned "push button" or "Contempra" phones, as they were called back then.

[rock lobster]

I had a princess phone and I've never been the same since.



Mine was white but I was still traumatized!



That's my story and I'm sticking to it.