Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[TO_Harley]

I suppose that makes it desecrated duck?

oh, quite the "fowl" conversation

[kawam]

All Repped out. Have a Great night. Go Leafs Go!!!!!

[6ffightr9]

You know, if you aren't going to take this seriously then you could leave those of us who do care about dehydrated waterfowl alone to do so in peace.

p.s. live long and prosper

I suppose that makes it desecrated duck?

I think you meant a desiccated duck.

[The Jester]

oh, quite the "fowl" conversation

Such a paltry comment!

[Argo53]

Hey - quit pecking on my buddy psells.

[attitash]

Hi all....awesome March like day on the slopes. Back at it tomorrow!

[attitash]

Something new I see.....

[the H team]

Such a paltry comment!

or "poultry" comment.

[elmo57]

Hello all!

Another GRAND day with Stacie!

Enjoy your evening everyone!

[the H team]

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[the H team]

*Pastor's False Teeth*

*A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday
after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes. The second
Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following Sunday, he talks
for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they
asked him what happened.

The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't
talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much
to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his
wife's' teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up...

((I love it when I make you smile...and I KNOW you are smiling ...))*

[Andit]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

Had a busy day hanging out with neighbours (kept running into people who hadn't seen the social butterfly I live with for ages & insisted on telling her how beautiful she is ). Needless to say, the housework is yet another day behind.

Must go take the girl out - she's waiting patiently, giving me the "get off the computer & pay attention" look.

Night all.

[Lee03]

I won Dominik's "how many finger's" contest tonight for a copy of 4 remastered Pink Floyd albums!!

[heartgirl99]

I won Dominik's "how many finger's" contest tonight for a copy of 4 remastered Pink Floyd albums!!

congratulations! what a great prize!

[WolfDio]

I won Dominik's "how many finger's" contest tonight for a copy of 4 remastered Pink Floyd albums!!

I heard!!
CONGRATS!!!!

So... how many fingers was he holding up?