Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

Since when do medics respond to a tree-alarm?

So... where were You?

I Thought it was a Tree-Alarm Graze?

[psells]

So... where were You?

I Thought it was a Tree-Alarm Graze?

I'm in a different branch of the service, but I did note it in my log.

[psells]

medics & firefighters have all kinds of responses depending on the situation.....

my hat is off to them for that!!

Medics would have measured the height of the heels, compared that to health & safety regs and then put in a work refusal.

[WolfDio]

I'm in a different branch of the service, but I did note it in my log.

Medics would have measured the height of the heels, compared that to health & safety regs and then put in a work refusal.

[rockit]

Sometimes, Karma Sneaks up on one and Kisses Him Full on the Lips!!!!

• You and a guest have won an invitation to Get Up Close & Personal with Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of Rush! You’ll experience a private Q&A session with 2/3rds of this legendary band!

Awesome score Wolfie!!!

Enjoy the rest of the night Q-sters

[heartgirl99]

Sometimes, Karma Sneaks up on one and Kisses Him Full on the Lips!!!!

• You and a guest have won an invitation to Get Up Close & Personal with Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of Rush! You’ll experience a private Q&A session with 2/3rds of this legendary band!

• We will be hosting this event this Monday, June 11^th at our very own Corus Quay theatre located at 25 Dockside Drive. We’re off Queen’s Quay road just east of Jarvis and beside the Redpath Sugar Factory. (Map is below.)

• The event promptly begins at 5:00pm, but we’ll need you and a guest to be here for 4:30 pm at the latest so we can take you up to the theatre and arrange a seat for you. IF YOU ARE LATE, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE Q&A ONCE IT HAS BEGUN.
• Your name will be on a guest list, and you can bring one guest to the event. Please bring a valid form of photo ID to gain entry.
• There will also be a draw for a private Meet & Greet with Geddy and Alex after the Q&A! Make sure you and your guest fill out a ballot when you come in!

congratulations!!!!!!!!!
that's amazing, wolfie!
couldn't have happened to a nicer wolf!

[WolfDio]

Awesome score Wolfie!!!

Enjoy the rest of the night Q-sters

congratulations!!!!!!!!!
that's amazing, wolfie!
couldn't have happened to a nicer wolf!

THANK You, my Friends!!!!!!!!

[WolfDio]

I am not sure which is more Humbling...
Winning a Cool Treat as this or all of the Kind Reps and Words that I have been receiving.



All I can say Repeatedly is, "THANK You!!!!".

[The Jester]

So, are you feeling like a game show host Wolfie?

[the H team]

BB-Sloop John B

[the H team]

6:15pm BB= Sail On Sailor

10:02pm BB-Wouldn't it be Nice

10:09pm-BB-Don't Talk(Put Your Head on my Shoulder)

[the H team]

The Poor Defective Parrot‏

A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.

The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot.'
'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
'You actually understood and answered me. !'

'I got every word,' says the parrot.
'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'

'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.
'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'
'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you
asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
You can't see it, because of my feathers.'

'Wow,' says the guy.
'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'

'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with
reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports,
physics, philosophy.
I'm especially good at ornithology.
You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'

The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.
'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'

'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody
wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!'

The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational.
He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he
understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes,
'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.

'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your
wife, and the UPS man.'
'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.
'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at
the door, in a sheer black nightie.'

'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.

'THEN what happened?'
'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her
nightie, and began petting her all over,' reported the parrot.

'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes.

Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and
began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'

DUNNO?!? I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch.!'


If this doesn't make you laugh, you're having a really bad day.

[WolfDio]

Well, it looks as if my Buddy cannot get out of w*rk early on Monday, so...

The Floor is now Open...

I Openly Invite the 1st Person to PM me to Join me at the RUSH Q&A at the Q-Studios on Monday.

[Andit]

Hope everyone enjoyed their day.

I had a lovely mini vacation in the suburbs. Critters were thrilled to be spoiled rotten. My friend's Mom is slowly improving - she can now walk about 50ft with help, & the physiotherapist got her taking some steps to the side - not bad for a 93yr old lady who had major surgery just over a month ago. With any luck, she'll be sprung in another 2 weeks. My friend is still stressed out, but starting to calm down (D's pretty high strung at the best of times ).

Better go bribe the critters - they're really ticked at having to leave the summer palace & come back home to the dungeon.

Night all.

[Karl Stiel]

Well, it looks as if my Buddy cannot get out of w*rk early on Monday, so...

The Floor is now Open...

I Openly Invite the 1st Person to PM me to Join me at the RUSH Q&A at the Q-Studios on Monday.

Congrats Wolfdio, and you have a huge heart, it's gotta be all that BACON!