Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[McSkier]

yes please

[heartgirl99]

[heartgirl99]

[Karl Stiel]

you gals are making me hungry!

[Karl Stiel]

you gals are making me hungry!

[heartgirl99]

how about dancing?

[The Jester]

Don't mess with the big guy

-----Subject:A Christmas Letter

Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from thereindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. Iwould like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 forChristmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
* *

Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are allfine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all thetime you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you toget fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring yousomething you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus* *
Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the “Naughty vs. Nice” contract,set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear togranting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn thisjoyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe atmy weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bittrite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
* *Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria,need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is ita guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action,well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have beenon retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will bemore than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise Ialluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your socialskills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like thebottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
* *Now look here Fat Man,
I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I wasattempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friendsinto this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boysand we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console,my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!
T-Bone
* *Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world onone night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe? “He seesyou when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar,genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt peoplethat if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Tortino’s pizza rollall over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what youasked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole inyou’re ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
* *Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.
Timmy
* *Timmy,
That’s what I thought you little .
Santa

[The Jester]

Is this where Ginger lives??

[The Jester]

nummies

AHH - more than one meaning I see

[WolfDio]

for those of us home tonight, perhaps I should uncork a red or three

how about a white?

How about a Rosé Compromise?

[WolfDio]

Let the Sinning Begin.

[Spartacus]

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cool out there

AS MY MOM WOULD SAY CHILLY TODAY HOT TOMALI!!!!!!!!! SUPPOSED TO RAIN FOR A FEW DAYS STRAIGHT. HOPE THE WEATHER GUYS ARE WRONG.

[The Jester]

We were here 2 years ago, in the late summer and would love to see it in wintertime. Neuschwanstein is a magical place.

[The Jester]

Whatever could it mean? X marks the spot?

[Spartacus]

GOTTA LOVE SMORES I DEFINATELY HAVE A WEAKNESS FOR THEM!!!