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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:07 AM #82756
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:11 AM #82757
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:14 AM #82758
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:21 AM #82759
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A Cadbury cake to go along with the sounds of the birthday drum,
& 86 glorious candles for a wonderful Mum,
A smile of happiness adorns her charming face,
She radiates warmth & charm & grace,
All those tests & hospital rigmarole can make you feel tired as heck,
But keep getting better so you can relax on nice sunny deck,
Although this simple greeting has arrived a little bit late,
I hope the intentions of well wishes still clearly translate!
xxx
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:24 AM #82760
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:32 AM #82761
thanx so much for the congrats. yes, i was so nervous, it was amazing that i could think straight. while waiting to go on, i was trying to feed my furballs & had more food on the counteer than in their bowls. i still can't believe that i won.
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:38 AM #82762
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:56 AM #82763
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 10:06 AM #82764
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 10:33 AM #82765
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 10:38 AM #82766
Hicksy-I was driving in the that rain at 11pm too! There was a part of highway just before the 427N (from the Gardiner/QEW) that had a 4 foot deep wave pool happening! There was an emergency vehicle trying to make people go around it but SUVs etc were going thru and the water was up to their windows. Crazy!!!
Kinda late for an MRI-hope you feel better soon!
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 10:44 AM #82767
the questions were, if i remember right,
1) what 2 teams in the Stanley Cup final-Blackhawks & Bruins
2)she brings home her pay for love-next line in the Living on a Prayer
3) 10 years ago yesterday 2 guys were famous for this(can't remember the guys names)-got married
4)Benelux is made up of what 3 countries-belgium, netherlands & luxembourg
5)Where is the musical Tommy playing-Stratford FestivalNASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 11:13 AM #82768
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This for the ladies who've shopped for bathing suits.........
"When I was a child, the bathing suit for the "mature figure" was boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Have you noticed that today's stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip?
The mature woman has a choice, she can go up front to the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt and end up coming away looking like a hippopotamus that escaped from Disney's Fantasia --or-- she can wander around every run-of-the-mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of fluorescent rubber bands.
What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe, by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot , which gives the added bonus that if you manage to actually lever yourself into one you would be protected from shark attacks. Any shark taking a swipe at your passing midriff would immediately suffer whiplash.
I fought my way into the bathing suit, but as I twanged the shoulder strap in place I gasped in horror, my boobs had disappeared! Eventually, I found one boob cowering under my left armpit. It took a while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my seventh rib.
The problem is that modern bathing suits have no bra cups. The mature woman is now meant to wear her boobs spread across her chest like a speed bump. I realigned my speed bump and lurched toward the mirror to take a full view assessment.
The bathing suit fit all right, but unfortunately it only fitted those bits of me willing to stay inside it. The rest of me oozed out rebelliously from top, bottom and sides. I looked like a lump of Playdoh wearing undersized cling wrap.
As I tried to work out where all those extra bits had come from, the prepubescent sales girl popped her head through the curtain, "Oh, there you are," she said, admiring the bathing suit. I replied that I wasn't so sure and asked what else she had to show me.
I tried on a cream crinkled one that made me look like a lump of masking tape, and a floral two-piece that gave the appearance of an oversized napkin in a serving ring.
I struggled into a pair of leopard-skin bathers with ragged frills and came out looking like Tarzan' s Jane, pregnant with triplets and having a rough day.
I tried on a black number with a midriff fringe and looked like a jellyfish in mourning.
I tried on a bright pink pair with such a high cut leg I thought I would have to wax my eyebrows to wear them.
Finally, I found a suit that fit, it was a two-piece affair with a shorts-style bottom and a loose blouse-type top. It was cheap, comfortable, and bulge-friendly, so I bought it. My ridiculous search had a successful outcome, I figured.
When I got it home, I found a label that read, "Material might become transparent in water."
So, if you happen to be on the beach or near any other body of water this year and I'm there too, I'll be the one in cut-off jeans and a T-shirt.
You'd better be laughing or rolling on the floor by this time. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain, with or without a stylish bathing suit!
(Does anyone know Victoria and what is her secret anyway?)
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 11:26 AM #82769
congratulations to trevor pickard -
won mccartney prize for today
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 11:31 AM #82770
yes, that was me. as soon as i found out yesterday morning, i texted Derringer & pleaded to be on Stump the Chump, never thinking it would happen & i was floored when Chris actually called this am & even more amazed that i went 6 for 6. happy dance all over the place.
Christmas, my birthday & a lottery win all rolled into 1.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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