Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Wallie]

Good Morning Q sters

[ROMEO]

Happy Hump Day to All

[Lee03]

more white stuff again today.....

Hope everyone has a great day!!

[Mechman47]

Go ahead and hate your neighbor; go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven; you can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away

[ROMEO]

Go ahead and hate your neighbor; go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven; you can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away

Mechman some of us Hump on a Different day Buddy !! Happy Holidays !

[The Jester]

Wife Insurance - highly wecommended

[The Jester]

[The Jester]

Pun - ishment enough?

[The Jester]

Someone say "never enough"? Some old; some new............... · I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

·When chemists die, they barium.

·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray isnow a seasoned veteran.

·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

·How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

·I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

·This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,but I'd never met herbivore.

·I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

·I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

·They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

·This dyslexic man walks into a bra .

·I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

·A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

·When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

·What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..

·I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

·Broken pencils are pointless.

·What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

·England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .

·I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

·I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

·All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.

·I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

·Velcro - what a rip off!

·Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

[heartgirl99]

[rockit]

Morning Q-sters

Looks like I got bit more of McSkiers snow this morning...

I had some unexpected help with the snow on Psunday. I guess I've been holding out on you Q-sters. The neighbour across the street is the guitarist for a pretty good Canadian band, you may have heard of them, They have played at Q events at the SA and oddly enough SA is the first 2 letters of the four letter band name. Anyways Ian's son Alex helped out on a couple of driveways with me after he shoveled 3-4 walks on his side. And even better I now have a snowblower!!! Hoping this eases the workload.

Have a great day and keep warm...

[kawam]

[the H team]

morning Q sters,
another day with white stuff, blah. it's not staying North, McSkier. i guess if we get it all now, it will go away come the new year, one can only hope.

Now, see, y'all just proved my point.... you're just a big ole bunch o'sweeties!!!!

Thanks for welcoming a prairie girl!

Lee - Дякую!

welcome to our happy family. please join us.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor; go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of heaven; you can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowin' come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after, one tin soldier rides away

RIP

[The Jester]

Pithy witticisms...................................As I hurtled through space, one thought> kept crossing my mind: Every part of this rocket was
> supplied by the lowest bidder.
>
> - John Glenn
>
>
> When the white missionaries came to Africa they had
> the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us
>pray.'
> We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and
> they had the land.
>
> - Desmond Tutu
>
> America is the only country where a significant
> proportion of the population believes that professional
> wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
>
> - David Letterman
>
> I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. I'm a
>billionaire.
>
> - Howard Hughes
>
> After the game, the King and the Pawn go into the same box.
>
> - Italian proverb
>
> The only reason they say 'Women and children first'
> is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
>
> - Jean Kerr
>
> I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and
> neither would take out the garbage.
>
> - Zsa Zsa Gabor
>
> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and
> your car doesn't.
>
> - Jeff Foxworthy
>
> When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a
> new car or a new wife.
>
> - Prince Philip
>
>
> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no
> match for me at kickboxing.
>
> - Emo Philips
>
> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it
>yourself.
>
> - Harrison Ford
>
> The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
>
> - Spike Milligan
>
> Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
>
> - Robin Hal
>
> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and
> you're a conqueror.
>
> - Jean Rostand
>
> Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50
> million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48
>million.
>
> - Arnold Schwarzenegger
>
>
> We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others
> are here for, I have no idea.
>
> - W.H. Auden
>
> In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits
> on the furniture naked.
>
> - Jonathan Katz
>
>
> If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all
> the impersonators would be dead.
>
> - Johnny Carson
>
> I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and
> we're very skeptical.
>
> - Arthur C Clarke
>
> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be
> fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
>
> - Steve Martin
>
> Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.
>
> - Jimmy Durante
>
> America is so advanced that even the chairs are
>electric.
>
> - Doug Hamwell
>
> The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to
>anyone.
>
> - George Roberts
>
> If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier
> to get to the airport.
>
> - Jonathan
>Winters

[22hicks]

Good morning all. This could be a really rough winter.