Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate take a deep breath and say "99".

The old guy obeys and says "99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say "99".

Again, the old guy says "99".

The doctor says, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say "99".





The old guy begins,

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Two...

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[kawam]

Hitting the road for the day. Good Luck with ESC!

[waynethegolfer]

Good morning Qbees three more days of snow. kill me now.

[alienshore]

Happy Friday everyone! It's not snowing and the sun is shining!

[Lee03]

i would really like the warmer weather to come forth. if we're going to constantly be put in the dark, i want warmer weather. i'm surprised that i haven't had plumbing problems with no heat. fortunately, it didn't last as long as last time. don't know why this time, but glad the heat is back on.

What's going on now with your heat??

[heartgirl99]

0720 esc - walking on ice and snow

[SillyLoocie]

We've been brought to Friday to conclude the week,
As for this weather, it sure ain't unique!
Good Morning wishes I'm bringing to each one of you,
Though there's no beaming sunshine or misty dew,
I can only offer a statement that I believe will become fact,
It will warm up soon, so let's make a pact,
No more remarks about humidity on hot summery days,
Keep warm thoughts reserved for a lounge in your chaise,
To all you new heart earners, you must prepare a speech,
& present it at our banquet; next one's on the beach!
Remember that cold weather often brings a bit of a new baby boom!
So just remember that stat, when you're applying your perfume.

[alohamom]

Good morning gang! hope this Friday is good one for you all...

[the H team]

TGIF, Q sters,
another frosticating day, but the sun is out so far & none of that white stuff yet. it's going to warm up some, just have to put up with the white stuff falling. i can live with that as long as the cold stops. besides, the weekend is upon us, yippeee.

Morning Q-sters

No I did not get the drafting position H...I am helping out where my brother works. They need some help for a few weeks anyways.

Enjoy the day

so sorry, you didn't get the job, Rockit. i was hoping.

H, you had another power outage ?? How long this time ?
This winter, & this January have really sucked for so many of us.
IT'LL GET BETTER; IT HAS TO. Chins up every1.
Gotta run. See you later.

it's the third one since before christmas & the 1st one of this year. no sure what caused this one. i know their still clearing tree branches out from around the wire, so it may have been an ooppps. it was out for a couples of hours, but each time it happens, i think of just before Christmas & being out for so long.

Happy Friday everyone! It's not snowing and the sun is shining!

Welcome Back, it's great to see you. hope you can stay a while.

What's going on now with your heat??

[McSkier]

[McSkier]

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends.

[Lee03]

this is cute...

[kenrod]

31 years ago this week, Def Leppard's 'Pyromania' was released! What's your favourite track off the album?



Rock of Ages heh heh heh

Yeah, Rock of Ages for me as well. My girlfriend at the time and I constantly played that album. Good times!

[Spartacus]

i would really like the warmer weather to come forth. if we're going to constantly be put in the dark, i want warmer weather. i'm surprised that i haven't had plumbing problems with no heat. fortunately, it didn't last as long as last time. don't know why this time, but glad the heat is back on.

That's a real drag H team about the power outage again. Glad it wasn't off for too long.
Sorry you didn't get the job Rockit.
Congrats on 4 pinkies Hicks. and your three blue hearts Lee.
Happy 4th Qversary to all it pertains too. It will be my 2nd this July. WOW!!!