Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[ecat444]

(((*MY* DOGS DAYS))) ARE *NEVER* OVER... HAPPY #NATIONALDOGDAY TO MY PACK

[kawam]

Night all

[kawam]

Good Morning all

[dededi]

Looks like another beautiful day everyone, hope you all enjoy it.

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends.

[SillyLoocie]

[the H team]

Happy Caturday Q sters,
It's shaping up to be a beauty day. Off to help Rodent move her stuff out of storage.
Have an awesome day.

Sent from my LG-D852 using Tapatalk

[SillyLoocie]

Wasn’t it Tom Jones who asked What’s New Pussycat?
& Harry Chapin’s Cat’s in the Cradle, can you get any deeper than that?
Do you think Elton John’s Honky Cat was at a turbulent stage of life?
& do you think the Stray Cat Strut is a song you could play on a fife?
Do you know that the Alley Cat Song comes with its very own dance?
& did you also know that Cat Scratch Fever is not a song about romance?
Is it true that The Cat Came Back has been covered by many folk singers?
& can Cool for Cats by Squeeze be enjoyed by left & right wingers?
Did you know Year of the Cat by Al Stewart is said to have hidden meaning?
& does Cat People by David Bowie contain any yelling or screaming?
Have you heard Phenomenal Cat by The Kinks & didn’t that cat travel?
& can a listen to The Scorpions Hell Cat cause your head to unravel?
Do you yourself like cat songs & can you name or sing any more?
& are there as many dog songs is anyone keeping score?

For all my cat adoring friends.

[SillyLoocie]

Don't forget that it's always important to read the instructions first,
Cause once the assembling is locked into place, it cannot be reversed,
If you shop at Ikea, you'll know all about following instructions to the letter,
On a personal note I'll tell you that you will just feel a whole lot better,
Detailed instructions have been known to leave you scratching your head,
& if it gets to be too darn much, then just retire to a nice comfy bed,
Good luck with your endeavours & in whatever activity you may choose,
It also helps if the background music is a damn fine mix of blues!

[zfurman]

What a great comeback for the Jays today winning 8-7 after being down 5-0 in the top of the 4th.
Let's go for the sweep now, Jays!!!
GO JAYS GO!!!

[heartgirl99]

nice to see you, feetie! where've you been?

[heartgirl99]

it's been a lovely day but it looks like rain is coming

Tonight

Mainly cloudy. 60 percent chance of showers overnight with risk of a thunderstorm. Low 20.

Sunday

Mainly cloudy with 60 percent chance of showers. Risk of a thunderstorm. Wind becoming west 20 km/h in the afternoon. High 29. Humidex 36. UV index 6 or high.

Sunday night

Clearing in the evening. Wind west 20 km/h becoming light in the evening. Low 17.

[The Jester]

Perfect for when the rest of the band doesn't show up!

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[ecat444]

The Cider Fest was fun, tried quite a few and the band was good! Nice win.

Then went to the Coconut Fest for a while.

Back to the CNE tomorrow!

[GMAN]

Jewish Comedians

Some of us miss the old kind of (Yiddish) humour.

Not a single swear word in their comic routines as shown below:


A car hit an elderly Jewish man.
The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?"
The man says, "I make a good living."
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I just got back from a pleasure trip.
I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years.
If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
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Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it.
The thief spends less than my wife did.
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed.
My wife calls it the Dead Sea.
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My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night.
This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried.
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My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.
Then the mud fell off.
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The Doctor gave a man six months to live.
The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
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The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying,
"Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back from the bank."
Mrs. Cohen replied, "So did my arthritis!"
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Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
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A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest.
The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?
The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"
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Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears."
Doctor: "Don't answer!"
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A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking.
The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."
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A man called his mother in Florida.
"Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother.
"I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible.
Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered,
"Because, I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you should call."
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A Jewish man said that when he was growing up,
they always had two choices for dinner - Take it, or leave it.
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A Jewish boy comes home from school,
and tells his father he has a part in the play.
He asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
The father scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."