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[Mechman47]

My mascara is running as I have tears streaming down my face from trying to hold back the laughter.

Thanks for sharing (I think!!)

I had tears too, but I think it was more flashback that laughter.
Have you seen Billy Connolly on Colonoscopy?
Here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE

It will give you tears too.

I am not sure how exacty to post Youtube directly, so if someone can offer assistance, it would be appreciated

[feetfrown]

I had tears too, but I think it was more flashback that laughter.
Have you seen Billy Connolly on Colonoscopy?
Here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBMsPNI6EZE

It will give you tears too.

I am not sure how exacty to post Youtube directly, so if someone can offer assistance, it would be appreciated

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/398447-post22.html

[Wallie]

Interesting banter on here this morning.

The single word posts are a bit much I think.

I agree Loocie , its alot to scroll through.
Yes TNSF the side scroll is just as bad with the gigantic pics.

[Mechman47]

http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/398447-post22.html

Wow easy, thanks

[truenorthstrongnfree]

I love this.

The man, who asked not to be named, won $1.7 million at Casino Rama in Orillia, Ont., Wednesday.

Of COURSE he asked not to be named. Wouldn't want the wife to find out about it!

The man has no immediate plans for the money.

He's gonna lay low for a while while the wife's suspicions die down.


T.O. Man Wins $1.7M Slot Jackpot

By QMI Agency



Some people know they are destined for greatness.

A 40-year-old Toronto man says he knew he was meant to win big money — and he was right.

The man, who asked not to be named, won $1.7 million at Casino Rama in Orillia, Ont., Wednesday.

"The man was playing the winning slot machine for a short period of time (Wednesday) afternoon, and says he had wagered just twenty dollars, when the winning combination came up," the press release from Casino Rama said.

"Interestingly he told staff that this is his third time playing the machine bank when the big jackpot was won, he came close at two other Ontario gaming sites. He expressed that he always felt he was meant to win, and it's just pure luck and he's happy with that."

The man has no immediate plans for the money.

This was the fifth MegaBucks jackpot that has been won at Casino Rama. The last one was March 23, 2008, when a Toronto woman won $9 million.

[heartgirl99]

Sorry, the giant pics were causing a bit of a stir.

you and stevem
made me laugh this morning. thanks!

[truenorthstrongnfree]

For the record, I'm 42 (not 40), and I was nowhere in the vicinity of Casino Rama last night.

[SillyLoocie]

[NOTLER]

The "Ha - Ha's" for today!

Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

Colonoscopy Journal:

You forgot part 2 of the joke, at least I had this addendum in the email I got

COLONOSCOPIES
>Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during exams
>were quite humorous...... A physician claimed that the following are
>actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) before
>or after their colonoscopies:
>
>1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no
>man has gone before!
>
>2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
>
>3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
>
>4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there
>yet?'
>
>5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
>married.'
>
>6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
>
>7. 'You put your left hand in; you take your left hand
>out...'
>
>8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
>
>9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
>
>10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
>
>11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
>you?'
>
>12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'
>
>13. 'How far up did you go? I now have a sore
>throat.'
>
>And the best one of all...
>
>14. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my
>head is not up there?

[Mechman47]

The sweet smell of a new day...

[Mmmme...]

When a disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from
his assignment to Israe,l a friend asked,
"Why weren't you successful with the Israelis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was
very confident that I would make a good sales pitch,
but I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Hebrew.
So I planned to convey the message through three posters.



First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fainting.

Second poster: The man is drinking Coca-Cola.

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.

And then these posters were pasted all over the place.
"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.
"The hell it should have!" said the salesman.
"No one bothered to tell me they read from right to left!"

[Mmmme...]

of a new day... = dog's breath

The sweet smell of a new day...

[WolfDio]

A very Happy Birthday to You, Lee03!!!!
May you have many more to Brag about!!!!

[WolfDio]

of a new day... = dog's breath

[Mechman47]

of a new day... = dog's breath

It ALL depends on one's pespective now doesn't it?