Question game

[electric_viking]

Why do we have 7 guests here on the question thread? They're afraid to show their faces?
Are we so very interesting that it needs to be said? Aren't you the best at what you do?
Have you ever asked a question & not wanted to know the answer? Do I have to answer that?
& is Rudolph your favourite reindeer or is it the esteemed Prancer? Rudolph is the one with the red nose isn't he?
Do you like breakfast pretzels that are stuffed with cheese? Can't you just feel your arteries harden?
Do you ever wonder why your hydro bill has so many extra fees? Don't they go to pay all those fat cats?
Isn't today a good day to be sweet, loving & kind? Will you come to my place for some loving?
Do you prefer blank paper or the kind that's already lined? Have you ever seen my chicken scratch?
Are you willing & able to stay out of trouble today? You're asking me that?
& do you think that Lady Gaga was really born that way? Who is Lady Gaga?

[heartgirl99]

have you ever heard paparazzi?

[hollyquaiscer]

where did that word paparazzi come from, did you make it up?

[heartgirl99]

haven't you ever heard of papa razzi's pizza palace?

[SillyLoocie]

is it any good?

[heartgirl99]

do you like extra peppers and pepperoni?

[SillyLoocie]

can we also add mushrooms, onions & olives?

[electric_viking]

thin crust or thick?

[SillyLoocie]

does a thin crust work for you?

[electric_viking]

what about stuffed crust instead?

[GoJays]

what's it stuffed with?

[electric_viking]

have you never seen the commercials?

[GoJays]

what commercials?

[electric_viking]

anyone got a shotgun?

[GoJays]

whaddaya need one of those fer?