Question game

[Andit]

have you been naughty or nice this year?

[SillyLoocie]

can you be a little bit of both?

[glenglen]

Yes
are you a good egg

[Andit]

is that better than a bad egg?

[heartgirl99]

do you float?

(Did you know you can test an egg and get an approximatation of its age? All you need are the eggs and a bowl of cold water.
Gently drop the egg into the bowl of water. If it:

• sinks to the bottom and stays there, it is about three to six days old.
• Sinks, but floats at an angle, it's more than a week old.
• Sinks, but then stands on end, it's about two weeks old.
• Floats, it's too old and should be discarded)

[SillyLoocie]

If you have the wherewithal can you have the wherewithout?
& is there such a thing as sweet & sauerkraut?
If you go to the hairdresser do they really dress your hair?
& is it possible to take flight if you’re lounging in a wing chair?
If you agree to disagree then is your discussion wasted?
Does accidentally on purpose exonerate you of fault?
& if you’re sense of humour is dry, should you just add some salt?
Do you know that a boxing ring contains not a spec of shine?
& if something is pretty bad should you then politely decline?
If you’re told that the odds are even does that make any sense?
& if someone gives you false hope should you take offence?
If some is half dressed does it matter which half is covered?
& if you are thinking out loud, are you sharing what you’ve discovered?
If there are lucky stiffs are there unlucky ones as well?
& if someone is cruel to be kind isn’t that a rather hard sell?
If you possess an original copy what happened to the unoriginal one?
& don’t you think oxymorons are clearly confusing, but fun?

[Hondamanic]

will you come and visit us soon again?

[heartgirl99]

how soon is too soon?

[danger_dan]

did you sleep in this morning too?

[Hondamanic]

am i late?

[heartgirl99]

for work? or......... ?

[danger_dan]

did you miss the bus again?

[SillyLoocie]

which one are you?

[danger_dan]

is anyone else still half asleep?

[Hondamanic]

did the alarm go off?