Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[marcianne]

GOOD HEAVENS! isn't ANYONE working?!

I had to stop working just to post the winning word

Way to go Neon!!! and Marcianne in second place WOO HOO!!

Woooohooo! Let's celebrate

[Neon]

I had to stop working just to post the winning word


Woooohooo! Let's celebrate

Which is why was first out of the gate...no distractions

[Neon]

Anyone looking for some help with picks can go to ProFootballWeekly to the Staff Picks...they should be somewhat educated on this.

http://www.profootballweekly.com/staff-picks

...unless you want to pick winning team by uniforms colours, favourite cities or alphabetically. It is all very "scientific"

[littlesmokeybearr]

GOOD HEAVENS! isn't ANYONE working?!

Yeah, me

[whomeno]

good day everyone, just dropped in to get caught up on everyone's news, opinions and other interesting thoughts....and, as always, thanks for the winning words i wasn't able to gather on my own!

now i'm goin on a reppin spree....hope i don't run out too soon!

[Seleena_K]

Loocie is on vacation until next week. I think she said Haliburton.

We should worry about her...... but about having such a good time she doesn't come home!! LOL

Thanks Shaman. I must have missed the memo

[shaman2263]

I am her favorite!!!
<I say that until she gets back and puts me in my place!! LOL>

[littlesmokeybearr]

ONE


Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.


I asked for a half dozennuggets.


'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.


'You don't?' I replied..


'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.


'So I can't order half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'


'That's right.'


So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets



TWO

I was checking out at the local Woolworths with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the 'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.

Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'

I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'

She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.


THREE

A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy'


FOUR

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked.

She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'

'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.

'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key andmanually unlocked the door, I replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'




FIVE

Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.


SIX

A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'

Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency!'

[Neon]

1:40p Cash Grab name is ... Nichola

[Wallie]

cash grab is nichola

[Neon]

Nicola scored $1,500 ... better than $0

[Seleena_K]

I think Joanne forgot to keep going to see how much Nicola could have one?

[Neon]

Don't they usually keep playing to see what they COULD have won? I was hoping to hear what the possibility was? Can be uplifting our depressing.

Are all you Club Q/SCers registered for Derringer's Cash Grab?

[KarlB]

[quote=littlesmokeybearr;1251718]

ONE


Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.../quote]

I don't believe you experienced ANY of those vignettes for a MOMENT.

On the other hand, the "secretary" at work had a post-it note

stuck on the photocopier. It read, (AND I TELL THE GOSPEL TRUTH!):










"Writing Down"



They're out there.


KarlB

[crafty_kris]

Don't they usually keep playing to see what they COULD have won? I was hoping to hear what the possibility was? Can be uplifting our depressing.

Are all you Club Q/SCers registered for Derringer's Cash Grab?

Sure am!! We all jump here at work when the phone rings around 1:40. LOL