Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only)

[6ffightr9]

You have the toilet rolls loaded backwards.

[Wallie]

winning word is bash

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:



1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TOHOLD THE VEGETABLESWHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR AFEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE ATIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON...

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.


DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRINGA SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[kenrod]

4:15pm Winning Word: BASH

[Mmmme...]

Thanks for the winning word!

[alienshore]

thank goodness it was on page 2 today! (unlike tnsf)
i found it behind the cuisinart...
does anyone really use a food processor any more?

HEY - I use a food processor all the time - for grating large amounts of cheese - for my 'monster lasagna' and for things like tacos etc. It also works very well for making cole slaw without chopping up your fingers or crying from the sliced onions!!!

[myopic_mouse]

Nighty night folks! Have a great evening, and thanks to everyone for the posts and reps!!

[Summer365]

Yes, thank you again for the winning word! Now where were we???

[alienshore]

Ok I admit it, I do it the wrong way. But I did it to fool my puppy and the habbit just stuck. She used to grab the end and run with it leaving a TP trail everywhere.

It's annoying when there is NOTHING on the roll. Other pet peeves are pedestrians that don't look before stepping out onto the road, kids that leave dirty clothes on the floor BESIDE the laundry hamper instead of inside it, car stereos blaring in the middle of the night, rude people (of any age), squirrels that eat my tulip bulbs, getting calls from school that my daughter's misbehaving, finding out that I missed a sale and paying double for something I need AND ALL THAT'S JUST IN THE LAST 24 HOURS!

I think the *right way* is wrong!!!! The paper should unfurrow from the back!!! That's my way and I'm sticking to it!

[rockit]

Have we really run out of conversations and this is what we are left with?

can hardly wait for tomorrows topic

[Summer365]

I think the *right way* is wrong!!!! The paper should unfurrow from the back!!! That's my way and I'm sticking to it!

Nope! "God made toilet paper to roll only one way."

Source: http://www.squidoo.com/godmadetoilet...rollonlyoneway

[psells]

You're worried about "wiping" with something "manipulated by a stranger"? How do you feel about "eating" something in restaurants which has been "manipulated by a stranger"?

Hopefully the cutlery has been properly cleaned and only the handles have been touched. There's no handle on that first sheet of tissue. Hey I'm not a germaphobe (some of my best friends are German), I just don't like hotel people messing with my toilet paper. Just make sure it is there, clean the room, replace the towels and have a nice day.

I had a butler in my hotel room in Dubai last year. I told him to get lost, I could turn down my own bedding. Here are two shots of the bathroom; one standing by the sinks, showing the shower & tub where we could have had a party; the other standing by the tub showing the door to the toilet area. I've been in hotel rooms smaller than this little aqua-suite. You can't quite make out the 19" TV in the wall opposite the sinks, so I could watch CNN as I brushed my teeth.

[alienshore]

Hahahhaahha!

I hate you for sending that tropical picture! We aren't able to go on a holiday this winter like we usually do! We have a big trip coming up when our oldest son gets married in Japan in April. We can't afford two trips this year, actually we can't afford the Japan trip but we are going anyhow!

[Summer365]

Hopefully the cutlery has been properly cleaned and only the handles have been touched. There's no handle on that first sheet of tissue.

I was not thinking about the cutlery, BUT rather of the food itself.

[tad01]

I think the *right way* is wrong!!!! The paper should unfurrow from the back!!! That's my way and I'm sticking to it!

Yeah, but if you are sticking to the TP, there is a problem!

[Summer365]

For those interested, James Cameron and the Cast from "Avatar" will be on Larry King Live tonight.