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[shaman2263]

What is this game of which you both speak? I thought tonight's game was being contested by Northern Ontario and Alberta?

LOL

That on is looking over to me so I am flipping around

[ecat444]

"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Randy.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said.

"I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Randy said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
'whoo.ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA
battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my
honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems
to be the problem?"

"Don't laugh this time! ..... It's swollen," Randy replied.

[FlyGuy123]

What is this game of which you both speak? I thought tonight's game was being contested by Northern Ontario and Alberta?

That's not a sport! That's just a drinking game - kinda like shuffleboard, but with heavier pucks!

Just kidding. I'm a big fan actually, playing in a breakfast bonspiel next Saturday with my wife and some friends.

[DrummerBoy]

Which one of you guys said you once drove a Pinto?

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My first new car was a 72 Pinto, learned how to drive a standard on that machine and it was still going strong with 90,000 mi. on the original clutch and transmission when I lost track of it.

I'd buy another one in a heartbeat if they were still being made.

[HVAC]

1 hour more of sun, now if the sun would come out to play

[FlyGuy123]

The world may be ending!!! A Hab fan and Leaf fan agreeing on something?? LOL

My family is fairly equally divided between Leafs fans and Habs fans. Makes for some interesting Christmas parties. But the one constant was a genuine dislike for the B's from Beantown.

[Argo53]

I'm almost afraid to ask ..........


DrummerBoy -
Couldn't help but notice your avator - what the hell is it?

[SillyLoocie]

Loocie:You put a photo of the Flyer on the site a while ago.I was wondering where you got it? I took the picture !!

Sent you a pm Jacky. I have a friend who sends me lots of pictures & I also have a postcard collection of CNE shots and Toronto from days gone by.
It is a wonderful picture and I didn't realize I could be stepping on someones toes by sharing it here. I hope you accept my apology.

[runt158]

I'm almost afraid to ask ..........


DrummerBoy -
Couldn't help but notice your avator - what the hell is it?

Sorta looks like something in a wedding dress. Hope its not his wife
Just kidding. Unless it really is your wife lol

[DrummerBoy]

I'm almost afraid to ask ..........


DrummerBoy -
Couldn't help but notice your avator - what the hell is it?

It's a goat wearing a dress. They're fairly common around my neck of the woods, usually seen early on Saturday mornings.

[runt158]

It's a goat wearing a dress. They're fairly common around my neck of the woods, usually seen early on Saturday mornings.

Ok so now we know there fairly common around your neck of the wood but do they all wear dresses and if so where does one go to buy a dress for a goat??????????????

[Argo53]

Ok so now we know there fairly common around your neck of the wood but do they all wear dresses and if so where does one go to buy a dress for a goat??????????????

Good questions. But I think a little more pertinent: where is your "neck of the woods". I'd like to program my GPS to avoid that area, give or take a 25km radius!!

[DrummerBoy]

Ok so now we know there fairly common around your neck of the wood but do they all wear dresses and if so where does one go to buy a dress for a goat??????????????

Got me there Runt. Never thought to ask one of the little ladies where she shopped.

[runt158]

This is for those Irish who will be celebrating St Paddies Day

Paddy and Mick are walking down a street in London when Paddy happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign said: "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts £2.00 each, Trousers £2.50 per pair".

Paddy says to his pal, "Mick, look, we could buy a whole lot of those, and when we get back to Ireland we could make a fookin' fortune. Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, OK? Just let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my best English accent."

"Roight y'are, Paddy, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will," replies Mick.

They go in and Paddy says, "I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 100 shirts at £2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at £2.50 each. I'll back up my van and..."

The owner of the shop interrupts. "You're from Ireland , aren't you?"

"Well... Yes," says a surprised Paddy. "How de hell d' y' know dat?"

The owner replied, "This is a dry cleaners ..............

[runt158]

Got me there Runt. Never thought to ask one of the little ladies where she shopped.

Hmmm little ladies ehh well I think I may be with Argo on this one about setting the gps to avoid that area of the city where ever it may be. I have children they may not want to witness whatever is going on there