DH/DW pissed me off because... (in honour of Kelly making me laugh)

[wolfwoman]

Flipping men!

[danger_dan]

Flipping men!

you have a pancake flipper that big?

[vibrantflame]

I just discovered this thread. I am in love with it. Sometimes we all need to vent, right?

He puts his dirty laundry everywhere except in the laundry basket. Like right now I can't open our bedroom door all the way because there is a mountain of laundry behind it!
He puts his clean clothes on the floor and then complains when I toss them in the laundry because I thought they were dirty. lol
He leaves his socks *everywhere*! Then he doesn't understand why he doesn't have any. I know why honey, because they're scattered all over our living room/computer room! Here's a pair covered in an inch of fur hiding under the couch. Here's another pair that the kids used to clean up spilled milk because they mistook them for rags!!

lol I'm sure he could point out some really annoying things about me too though lol

[danger_dan]

don't call me if you aren't going to talk.

[wolfwoman]

ing about dog hair on his hockey jersey. Well then, don't put it in the dogs toybox!!

[alicia]

when he cleans out the sink, scrubs it completely clean, and now you don't have a reason to be annoyed, LOL.

[danger_dan]

ing about dog hair on his hockey jersey. Well then, don't put it in the dogs toybox!!

what got cut off at the beginning?

[wolfwoman]

what got cut off at the beginning?

Bit*hing

[electric_viking]

and his penis

[danger_dan]

ing about dog hair on his hockey jersey. Well then, don't put it in the dogs toybox!!

Bit*hing

it's a jersey...it's gonna get all sweaty and wet and crap anyway...

[alicia]

When he "found" two plates down in his man-cave (that I've been nagging at him about) that were suctioned together by some sort of sauce. Pried them apart to soak? Yeah, creepy crawlies had formed... I nearly vomited. And I yelled quite convincingly. I think being (promised to be) married to an actual pig would be cleaner than him sometimes.

[vesper]

You are a nag? :Thin5:

Just kidding. that is pretty awful. Yikes!

[alicia]

^^^when he does sh*t like that, YES! I tried to pre-emptively strike because similar things have happened before, but still no success. He claims they're his science experiments (trying to appeal to the science nerd in me) but really I think he's trying to kill me by using my respiratory issues against me.

[vesper]

What a clever excuse! Wow I am impressed!!

[danger_dan]

She's a snuggler when she's sick...not when it's just a little cough or stuffed nose...only when it's a full on leaky faucet nose, hack up a lung cough kinda sick...