I'm glad I crack you ladies up. I'm the same IRL too. I'm usually laughing...
My sisters are the EXACT same way too. So is my mom. When all of us are together.. we usually cry from laughing so hard. We have been asked to keep it down in resturants. How embarrassing. 4 adults. No Alcohol. And, being asked to "Shhhhhh!". Of course, that made as laugh too.
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Since you all like to laugh at me... I will tell a very EMBARRASSING story about me:
I was about 17. I decided(I think TOLD) I had to cut to grass.
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We lived in a nice "Italian" neighbourhood. All the old Italian men would sit outside EVERY morning and evening drinking coffee and talking together. Nice folks. Didn't bother me.
We had one of the "pull to start" lawn mowers.
Dress in a very cute tank top and shorts I went to go "start" the mower. I was REALLY pulling and it WOULD NOT START!!
I am one determined gal... so I keep YANKING and PULLING that cord. I'm sure I was cursing a little too. NOTTA.
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I then noticed that ALL the italian men were gathered... staring at me... smiling... chuckling. I thought "NICE! Don't offer to help me or anything..."
Again... YANK.. PULL... YANK... PULL.
SUDDENLY I hear my mother YELLING "Leslie, thats enough... COME INSIDE NOW!". I was confused... I was TOLD to cut the grass.. now I am told to come inside. *whatever*
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YANK.. PULL.. YANK... PULL... "MOM, you didn't need to come outside.... I will get this stupid thing started. "
MOM: "Im sure you will Hunny, but your breast has fallen out of your tank"
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, all those men staring at me.... trying to start the lawn mower, sure did get a show. My breast must have been bouncing all over the place with all the pulling and yanking on that stupid cord.
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SO EMBARRASSED!!!
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I didn't have to mow the lawn that day. I don't mow the lawn now. And, I DONT wear tank tops that have "built in bras"
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