Originally Posted by
CheriBomb
I LOVE when these morons call!
I have played with them in so many different ways, its great!
The last time they called (it's been awhile now) We had just gotten some new furniture - replacing a glass top coffee table and crap metal bar stools.
The guy says that my computer has a virus and is being corrupted blah blah blah. . . .
So I flip out like he told me a nuke was going to be set off in my living room. I start yelling orders at (well no one was home but HE didn't know that) to get rid of the computer as I am tossing metal bar stools out on the patio. I scream "GET THE MONITOR TOO! IT'S INFECTED, IT ALL HAS TO GO!!" as I smash the already broken glass table top.
The poor jerk didn't know what to do! He was trying to calm me down saying that it wasn't that bad, he cold fix it it, OMG DID YOU JUST SMASH YOUR MONITOR?!
I screamed "HIT THE DECK!" and then (breathing heavily) "Thanks man, that was almost a bad scene."
He hung up on me. LOL