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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:06 AM #61
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Little Jacob had a hard time getting use to a new baby in the house. Coming out of his bedroom talking rather loud and being told to be quiet, the baby is asleep, he very seriously said, "Well ya'll better be quiet, cause my foot`s asleep."
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings.
As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, "Who was that?"
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One day a guy was driving with his four-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, "I did that by accident."
She replied, "I know that, Daddy."
He replied, "How'd you know?"
The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:15 AM #62
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:28 AM #63
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:31 AM #64
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:41 AM #65
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:46 AM #66
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:46 AM #67
LOL peachy! 2 hours!
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:48 AM #68
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 10:53 AM #69
LOL the just for laughs videos!
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 11:16 AM #70
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Now this is my all time most burst out laughing video
Just the look on the guys faces is priceless
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 11:28 AM #71
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 11:37 AM #72
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 04:42 PM #73
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 06:07 PM #74
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RRLF: Cineplex Passes, Optimum Points (and my sanity...I think I lost it a while back )
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Mon, May 14th, 2012, 06:19 PM #75
LMAO! I like that one the best ... because it's true!!!
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