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Thread: A giggle for you!

  1. Thu, Jun 7th, 2012, 04:28 PM #1
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    GIRLS' NIGHT OUT

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'
    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
    Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
    and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
    9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    (Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
    MIDNIGHT!)
    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
    'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

    Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
    clock.'

    When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed
    three times, then said 'oh-oh .' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
    throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
    tripped over the coffee table and farted


    I can just see her, thinking she's doing something brilliant, all giggly...and all over the place! LOL!!!!




















































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    LOL thats awesome!!!
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    LMAO I think if it had of been me.. for sure I NEVER would have said what time i'd be home.. but then by the time I tripped over the coffee table and farted I'd be on the flooring pissing myself laughing... hubby wouldn't have cared in the least either way. chances are he's still be snoring away in bed.. LOL. but funny none the less.
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    lol!

    that was too cute
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    LOL!!!! I have a few friends that would try that!
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    haha! I like the part where she tripped over the coffee table and farted...that would probably be me if I got drunk! lol
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    that was so funny!! (getting a visual in my head made me pee) yeah yeah TMI, I know.
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    Very funny - at first I thought it was a real story! (I just went on a girls night out the other day) one glass of wine and I was very happy! (I'm a cheap drunk!)
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    Bahahaha, I needed a good laugh this morning, Lynn, where do you come up with these. I could so seeing a dd doing this, lol!
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    Holly, they usually come from my BFF.....I imagine everyone's keeping up her spirits with fun emails, and I do the same when I find jokes and LOL-animals on here...I'm happy you're getting a giggle out of them!
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