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[MortgageQueen]

A woman was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband
walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while
she labored away, she snapped, "I can't believe you're asking me about
supper right now! Pretend I'm out of town, go inside and make dinner
yourself!"

So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic
bread, and a tall glass of iced tea.

His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked,
"Where's my plate?"

"Huh? I thought you were out of town," he replied.

I know this MUST be true, because he didn't make any vegetables. . .

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