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    it's kinda early but I slept SO soundly....Happy Family Day Charger!!





    babies teach us acceptance

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    LIVE EVERY MIN. 2 THE MAX 22hicks's Avatar
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    Good morning all.


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    Happy Family Day

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
    WELL......YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

    MY NAME IS WENDY MULLEN AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA, WHICH
    BORE HIS FULL NAME.
    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.
    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
    THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM
    IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL.
    'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNE! 'HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
    'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
    HE ANSWERED, IN 1965. WHY DO YOU ASK?
    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
    THEN THE UGLY,
    OLD,
    BALD,
    WRINKLED,
    FAT ARSED,
    GREY HAIRED,
    DECREPIT,
    ASKED..
    'WHAT SUBJECT DID YOU TEACH?
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    ANDY ROONEY ON SEX!
    1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose.

    2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

    3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.

    4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."

    5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.

    6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.

    7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.

    8. Virginity can be cured.

    9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

    10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

    11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.

    12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

    13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?

    Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
    14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.

    15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
    Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.\


    16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
    Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.


    17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

    Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.
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    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
    man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
    husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
    because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
    some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
    that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
    from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
    would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they
    requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After
    all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
    completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
    He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his
    friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful
    beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was
    overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,
    I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
    How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied,
    "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
    kiss you on the cheek."
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    Hi All, Family day and my family went out, maybe i should take the hint.

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    Poor you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 22hicks View Post



    Poor you.
    Yes poor me, who's going to make me lunch.

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    Awe, I understand.

    I wonder that same think every day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Davetherave View Post
    Yes poor me, who's going to make me lunch.
    Quote Originally Posted by 22hicks View Post
    Awe, I understand.

    I wonder that same think every day.

    You two!! There is always Meals On Wheels!!

    Last edited by walkonby; Mon, Feb 15th, 2016 at 01:41 PM. Reason: I meant " There " instead of here! oops
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    babies teach us acceptance

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    ^^^ Good one.
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    Here's your dessert Dave.Name:  old-age-retirement-meals_on_wheels-old_man-dessert-pudding-meal-dpan2960_low.jpg
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    ​I love showing up last.

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