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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 02:38 AM #17251
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Good Morning Kids... Just had a long paragraph written out, But boom got the horrible blue screen, and it rebooted. So lost it all... Hope YOU all have a wonderful day....
There you have it folks, even the computer is telling me I am a ass..
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 05:04 AM #17252
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 06:02 AM #17253
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Little Humor for a Wednesday..
Hope YOU all have a GREAT day!!
Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister?
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 06:33 AM #17254
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Happy Wednesday everyone, have a great day!
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 12:18 PM #17255
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Lunch time at last.
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 12:34 PM #17256
Good afternoon all, can't believe this warm weather!
Where is hicks22 hiding?
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 04:10 PM #17257
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Late afternoon LAST
I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 06:38 PM #17258
what a fun video! and the song is pretty good too
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 07:00 PM #17259
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Wed, Mar 9th, 2016, 08:45 PM #17260
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Good Evening all...Here is another little joke.. about Little Johnny...
Circumcised (This is Priceless)
A teacher notices little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. Little Johnny was quite embarrassed and whispered that he just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy.
The teacher told Little Johnny too go down the principle's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did this and returned to class.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find Little Johnny sitting at his desk with his p****s hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your Mom!” she said.
“I did” Little Johnny said, “and she told me that ikf I could stick it out until lunchtime, she'd come and pick me up from school”
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Thu, Mar 10th, 2016, 05:05 AM #17261
good morning!
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Thu, Mar 10th, 2016, 06:09 AM #17262
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Good Morning HG... How goes it... Good Morning SC... Where's Hicks these days?
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Thu, Mar 10th, 2016, 07:22 AM #17263
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Good morning everyone.
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Thu, Mar 10th, 2016, 07:28 AM #17264
hicks, is around rnc
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Thu, Mar 10th, 2016, 08:20 AM #17265
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thursday morning LAST!
I can't profess to understand God's plan. Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.
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