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    An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
    Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
    grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
    girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
    three times.'
    Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
    Man: 'What sins?'
    Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
    Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
    Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
    Man: 'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'


    I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.

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    A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a
    pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom
    together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

    'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him
    in the closet, stark naked.
    The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom
    discovered the man in the closet.
    'Who are you?' he asked him.
    'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.
    'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked.
    'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man
    replied.
    'And where are your clothes?' asked the husband.
    The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little s!'.


    I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.

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    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head
    with a frying pan.
    'What was that for?' the man asked.
    The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it
    that I found in your pants pocket'.
    The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of
    the horse I bet on' the wife apologized and went on with the housework.
    Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head
    with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining
    consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
    Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'


    I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.

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    call now

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    Good afternoon!
    Hope you're all enjoying the day.
    I've repped myself into jail.
    Heading over to a friend's place for dinner later.

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    My niece, her hubby and 2 1/2 year old daughter are on their way to our place for dinner tonight. I'm so looking forward to seeing them.... it's been way too long....

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    I just showed my girlfriend all of your wonderful comments on my video. She is amazed of the friendships formed on this board and sends a big thankyou!
    "If you want it, you can get it, but to get it, you gotta want it. Anything you want to try, just let go, fly HIGH,...and make a wish." Harry Chapin

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    We have a poet amongst our forum
    Always ready with greetings warm
    Rhymes and pictures of places past
    Coffee and breakfasts least but not last
    So for my friend I have something to say
    Silly Loocie....Happy Birthday!
    "If you want it, you can get it, but to get it, you gotta want it. Anything you want to try, just let go, fly HIGH,...and make a wish." Harry Chapin

    http://marilucarbo.blogspot.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuimus1 View Post
    We have a poet amongst our forum
    Always ready with greetings warm
    Rhymes and pictures of places past
    Coffee and breakfasts least but not last
    So for my friend I have something to say
    Silly Loocie....Happy Birthday!

    Wow I am honoured to say the least. Thanks to everyone for the kind birthday wishes.

    - a poem just for me too.

    It is always a good thing to be celebrating a birthday. I am not sure what I have done to reach this auspicious age, but I am glad to be here. November 6th is my official birthday when I will try & blow out 53 candles.

    xxxx

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    Loocie's question of the night.

    3 versions of the same great song. Bonus points if you can guess my favourite!!

    Groovy Kind of Love

    #1 Mrs. Miller
    #2 Phil Collins
    #3 The Mindbenders

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fODWNiUct_Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dBgK9xH3I0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK7qo0-TwV0

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    Have a GRAND evening everyone!

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    Last edited by rock lobster; Sat, Nov 5th, 2011 at 08:23 PM.
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    Hi All!

    Busy today and still havent' packed!!! Have to be at the Airport for Florida at 4 a.m.!!!! tomorrow morning! Had to spend some time looking into transportation from the Orlando airport to Cocoa Beach.

    Anyways, have a good night - gotta go get packed. We are bringing the laptop so I may be able to talk to you all from there.


    Sent you birthday wishes Loocie, but is it not really your birthday today?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ecat444 View Post
    Hi All!

    Busy today and still havent' packed!!! Have to be at the Airport for Florida at 4 a.m.!!!! tomorrow morning! Had to spend some time looking into transportation from the Orlando airport to Cocoa Beach.

    Anyways, have a good night - gotta go get packed. We are bringing the laptop so I may be able to talk to you all from there.


    Sent you birthday wishes Loocie, but is it not really your birthday today?
    Enjoy my dear!

    Rock Lobster had it right, there are lots of stores down there!

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