BAN the above poster!!!

[heartgirl99]

banned for using tissues to dry off

[Andit]

Yes, I used all the tissues in the box
Banned for peeking through the locks

[heartgirl99]

banned for not using paper towel

[mcminsen]

banned for needing one... and being too needy in general

[Andit]

Banned for being needy
And banned for needing one
Banned for rain
(What a pain!)
And banned for lack of sun!

[frugal.tea]

Banned for forgetting your umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh

[DH666]

Banned for having too many animated things in your post.

[frugal.tea]

Banned for requesting a plain banning

[philthethrill]

for too much purple

[DH666]

Banned for cheering for the Buds.

[Andit]

Banned for bashing the Leafs
& jeering Toronto's beliefs

[DH666]

Banned for thinking Toronto has good sports teams.

[Andit]

Banned for dissing, so beware,
Of course, I'm a girl so I don't care
About pro sports -
Now beach resorts
That's where I go to play, so there!

[heartgirl99]

banned for forgetting the cabana boys

[Andit]

Banned, I thought I'd made it clear
The cabana boys are not to be mentioned here.