BAN the above poster!!!

[GoJays]

banned cause this is a pg-rated public forum

[electric_viking]

banned for thinking you're funny when you truly are not

[SillyLoocie]

banned because it's too darn cold to play outside

[GoJays]

banned for not wearing your fur-lined socks

[electric_viking]

banned for killing small furry creatures

[GoJays]

banned cause the fur is faux - no creatures were harmed in the making of Loocie's socks

[electric_viking]

banned for being faux funny

[GoJays]

banned for jay-bashing

[electric_viking]

banned for dishing it out but not taking it

[SillyLoocie]

I have to ban the Electric Viking & I'm providing ban-able proof,
I thought when he mentioned his assless pants, it was only a little spoof,
But what he was trying to tell us was that this is a Norwegian thing,
Airy, cute & comfy & no worries about static cling,
The horns & kilt do go nicely, & I'm sure all of you can agree,
I hope he has a special place where he can hide away his key,
So now this banning is issued for wearing that Viking kilt,
& girls if you want a second look, you needen't feel a hint of guilt,
A transcending look that just goes without saying,
Whether he's working, speed skating or playing,
So, Viking this banning is issued & now commences henceforth.
But, you might want to don some warm leggings if you are heading up north.

(doesn't he look cute?)

[GoJays]

Loocie! not banned!!

[electric_viking]

banned for not banning loocie

[GoJays]

banned for peer pressure

[SillyLoocie]

Banned for not spinning around for us in your Norwegian kilt.

[GoJays]

banned for planting images in my mind that i don't necessarily want there