Complete the story

[cowlover13]

As the plane flew overhead, ....
...it dropped a pile of....
...dirt on the...
..President of the....
..hair club for men....
...fired Donald Trump....
... and hired Paris Hilton to take over....
because she had the
waxing done yesterday
on her..
ankles and wanted
..to go to Timmy's for...
the drive thru experience to prove she can do something but,
forgot what to order..
as the lingo of Double Double confused her and
so she asked for
an interpretor in the form of
Nicole Richie was called, but....
..then Paris Hilton showed up...
and the two had a hair-pulling match until Britney came along....
..and started crying because she had no hair, but then...
she bought a new hair wig. The hair wig was made out of real....
cooked spagetti, and then....
...they all stopped fighting and.....
hugged. After they stopped fighting and hugged, they decided to...
....go out partying with.......
.....lots of money. While they were out they ran into...
...the Reaper who then said...
"You're Mine!!", and the three of them...
screamed their outrage! They couldn't go with him because...
They were too drunk to know better, but instead they.....
invited the Reaper to go out partying with them....
The Reaper had a blast and no one could get near them. In fact...
People stopped dying....
because the Reaper drank far to much and forgot his job. The next day he...
was found passed out on a lawn and.....
Vowed revenge.......
On Mr. Vangaurd...
At that moment Mr Vangaurd got a shutter...
like someone walking over his grave. But he forgot about it and moved on with his day only to...
receive a surprise from.....
....Donald Trump who said....
.. "OMG I thought you were dead!". After which Mr Vangaurd had to...
come up with an excuse to which he replied......
'Naw, I was on vacation,' and then he asked....
Donald "whereever did you get that marvelous toupee", In which Donald replied.....

[ilovemykids]

As the plane flew overhead, ....
...it dropped a pile of....
...dirt on the...
..President of the....
..hair club for men....
...fired Donald Trump....
... and hired Paris Hilton to take over....
because she had the
waxing done yesterday
on her..
ankles and wanted
..to go to Timmy's for...
the drive thru experience to prove she can do something but,
forgot what to order..
as the lingo of Double Double confused her and
so she asked for
an interpretor in the form of
Nicole Richie was called, but....
..then Paris Hilton showed up...
and the two had a hair-pulling match until Britney came along....
..and started crying because she had no hair, but then...
she bought a new hair wig. The hair wig was made out of real....
cooked spagetti, and then....
...they all stopped fighting and.....
hugged. After they stopped fighting and hugged, they decided to...
....go out partying with.......
.....lots of money. While they were out they ran into...
...the Reaper who then said...
"You're Mine!!", and the three of them...
screamed their outrage! They couldn't go with him because...
They were too drunk to know better, but instead they.....
invited the Reaper to go out partying with them....
The Reaper had a blast and no one could get near them. In fact...
People stopped dying....
because the Reaper drank far to much and forgot his job. The next day he...
was found passed out on a lawn and.....
Vowed revenge.......
On Mr. Vangaurd...
At that moment Mr Vangaurd got a shutter...
like someone walking over his grave. But he forgot about it and moved on with his day only to...
receive a surprise from.....
....Donald Trump who said....
.. "OMG I thought you were dead!". After which Mr Vangaurd had to...
come up with an excuse to which he replied......
'Naw, I was on vacation,' and then he asked....
Donald "whereever did you get that marvelous toupee", In which Donald replied.....
"This is from my dead dog Binny. It really means a lot to me as Binny was close to my heart" To which Mr. Vangaurd replied....

[cowlover13]

ewwwwwww, you would never catch me wearing anything dead on my head, and the Donald.....

[IreneWpg]

combed his combover and walked away and he never appeared in this story again, but when the weather turned warm......

[cowlover13]

combed his combover and walked away and he never appeared in this story again, but when the weather turned warm......
and the birds were singing in delight......

[Prue]

combed his combover and walked away and he never appeared in this story again, but when the weather turned warm......
and the birds were singing in delight......
he did return to the story and...

[bcteagirl]

combed his combover and walked away and he never appeared in this story again, but when the weather turned warm......
and the birds were singing in delight......
he did return to the story and...

then promptly left again..

[CanadaLovesFree]

He was rather sad to have left...

[cowlover13]

but then ran into the easter bunny........

[Young_Freebie]

as he picked his nose...

[CanadaLovesFree]

and helped the easter bunny with his nose...

[cowlover13]

and the bunny went hopping happily along.....

[CanadaLovesFree]

to deliver candy to all the good girls and boys...

[cowlover13]

who were yelling with glee.......

[CanadaLovesFree]

because the easter bunny gave them lots of...