Question game

[danger_dan]

not your heart though right?

[electric_viking]

do you need me to come over and rub them for you?

[danger_dan]

am i interrupting something?

[electric_viking]

would you mind?

[danger_dan]

should i leave the room?

[Tweetybird999]

I don't mind. would you rub me?

[electric_viking]

where shall i start?

[danger_dan]

why do you keep posting in front of me?

[electric_viking]

weren't you leaving the room...lol?

[danger_dan]

i lied...are you gonna fault me for that?

[electric_viking]

so now you want me to share, is that what you're saying?

[danger_dan]

there's two ladies you should ask, so it's not up to you is it?

[electric_viking]

didn't they both ask me to do the rubbing?

[danger_dan]

guess i'm not wanted around then am i?

[SillyLoocie]

Do you realize with this question it will be my 17,000th post?
Do you think I outta slow down a bit & maybe kinda coast?
Have I told you that I think of you all when I cannot sleep at night?
Do you know that there are many fabulous folks on here who rarely are contrite?
Have you ever posted something that was risqué or neurotic?
Do you think that we all deserve a holiday to a destination that’s exotic?
Do you like rock & roll or do you groove to jazz or blues?
Are you the kind of person who is sporting a few tattoos?
Do you know that Loocie is old fashioned in more ways than one?
Do you think that we’ll really find out when it comes to the long run?
Has anyone played canasta on a cottage afternoon?
Do you ever grab some binoculars & marvel at the moon?
Would you be surprised if I confessed that I do have naughty thoughts?
Do you use tequila when you’re making jello shots?
Is anyone available this weekend to help me bake pies & tarts?
& can we please all meet at the pub for a pint of ale & darts?