Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[tad01]

Good morning Q folks.

It sounds like most of you missed out on the white stuff. The snow plow just passed by my house and it is still snowing here if anyone wants some!

Hope you all have a great Friday and those of you going to S.A. tonight have a blast!

[rock lobster]

Okay, so after all that hard work yesterday, 20 minutes
cutting the lawn, today is play day.
Today I will go fruit picking.
As most of you know I don't do things the 'tradtional way'
and fruit picking is no different.
Today we will take the motorcycle and begin by picking up
the unsuspecting female accomplice.
You will see why later.
There is a Tropicana juice plant not far away.
Large trucks bring orange and grapefruit to be squeezed and
since they are paid by the pound these trucks are over-loaded.
Is the picture developing yet?
About 4-5 miles up the road is a sharp bend that these guys
take at warp speed, loosing some fruit on the soft grass.
This is where the fruit picking takes place.
Why the unsuspecting female accomplice you may ask...
and well you might.
Well certainly for resplendent beauty naturally but I have
ulterior ulterior motives.
Ulterior to the ulterior ones.
Boars know of this sweet location as well
and although they generally feed at night
they are easily distracted by screaming fleeing
female passengers if necessary
Voila , fruit picking Florida style.
Isn't life Grande Elmo?

[Mmmme...]

I had seen this a few years back.....
I am sure nothing has changed for the better...


AND!!! It's the most powerful nation in the world?????????
Among us means,"IN THE USA".

THEY WALK AMONG US
Http://www.safeshare.tv/v/fJuNgBkloFE

And they’re eligible to vote....and ................

[rock lobster]

but who invented the computer and
the software you're using and the internet
we're communicating on???
who was first on the moon, invented the transistor
made the first nuclear bomb and reactor
LED's , TV, and on and on and on.
Free people have the most inventive minds.
They're are also free to be as dumb as
they like or as smart as they can be.

[the H team]

well that's it for the icing sugar alert. it has been cancelled & the rest of the day is rain.

[electric_viking]

okay electric viking, i'm finding you to be a pessimistic person,
and i'm sorry that you are.
i used to be someone here in sc that found someone to argue
with d-roc ( how could anyone justify the strip poll avatar
with his link to his wife's daycare)
anyway got him banned, oh whoopi

i get the idea you are a nice person, so would like you to show
up more often.

i am not suggesting i could get you banned, personally i miss
the damn d-roc sort of
j.u.s.t.i.ne. was banned - but i then again so was i.
lucky me got back

just mentioning perhaps you should calm down and
notice this is a terrific place to be

i'm a big boy and can look after myself

[rock lobster]

oh oh,
if they're after you ev
I'm totally doomed

[electric_viking]

no sh*t eh?

the thought police are after us. damn that big brother.

[feetfrown]

i'm a big boy and can look after myself

[tad01]

well that's it for the icing sugar alert. it has been cancelled & the rest of the day is rain.

Still snowing here. Sure you don't want some???

[rock lobster]

no sh*t eh?

the thought police are after us. damn that big brother.

How did you know I don't have a shirt on, eh???
I'm trying to help you here.


Big brother is so 1984 bro, it's the dream police
you gotta watch out for.
Haven't you noticed everyone just keeps doin'
what they're doin'.
No one has any 'big dreams" anymore.
The dream police got up in lock-up.

[electric_viking]

dude! the dream police is so 1979. at least i was further ahead with 1984.

[the H team]

Still snowing here. Sure you don't want some???

thanx, but no thanx. i think McSkier thought it would be funny to do her white stuff dance, then leave us with it, but it sort of backfired & stayed north, which is fine with us white stuff hating people. you'll have to try & convince the white stuff gods to move it further north than you.

[maggierocks]

Geez anyone been on the 401??? it's crazy snowing here now

[Mmmme...]

http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/cool/p...y-with-me.html