Things that make you shake your head

[GoJays]

the no soliciting sign on my front door.. why the fk did i hang it up there?? for decoration?? begging for money for your charity is considered soliciting!! trying to get me to sign up for low gas rates with your shifty company is considered soliciting!! (which, btw, i'm glad i didn't sign up because gas rates are now half what they were back then) asking me to pay you money to seal my driveway... YEAH YOU GOT IT! SOLICITING!! now hit the road jack!

[Tweetybird999]

WElll hun, he was blind...

[SillyLoocie]

This is what greets those door to door ppl at my house.

ATTENTION DOOR TO DOOR FLOGGERS

We will not show you any of our bills & we will not sign up for any savings programs.
Our energy needs are our business & we are content the way they are. So whether you’re from Acme Energy, Extra Energy & Then Some ,Energy to Burn or Bob’s Energy………..It is a NO Thank You!!!

We do not have the ENERGY to deal with you.

[wolfwoman]

stores already putting out school supplies

[GoJays]

we already have our kids' back to school clothes purchased!

bandwagon jumpers and/or fairweather fans

[wolfwoman]

sports ( except hockey)

[GoJays]

hockey's the one i hate the most


dh's boss calling me at home to tell me that he can't get a hold of dh at work because the phones aren't working.... wtf?

[heartgirl99]

[danger_dan]

sober people who can't walk in straight lines

[Priceisright]

People that don't walk on the right side of a sidewalk

[kelly25]

Lmfao!!

[danger_dan]

^

[Priceisright]

Rep + Like to Kelly!!!!!!!

[danger_dan]

Lmfao!!

do i dare ask what you type into the search box in order to find these Kat?

[electric_viking]

two boobs in a boat