Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back- rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo, "Defrost the chicken." (True story)

[The Jester]

That's happened to me many times, you get excited and then nothing!!!!

Again T.M.I.

[rockit]

Took the shower for a test drive, got wet, must be working!!!

[the H team]

I think.
Maybe.

P.S. : How can the Who come to Toronto ,
half of them are dead, the other half are half-dead.?

Ringo's son will be the drummer & i forget who else they said was going to be there to replace Entwistle. Roger & Pete will be there.

[the H team]

maybe they can get the guys from the Wholligans to help out.

[attitash]

Was having a great time on the course this morning & suddenly realized I have to go back to w*rk tomorrow...

[psells]

Just got paid but i still have 2 work. Its just not fair.

It never is fair. We got a cheque in the mail today covering an invoice from April. The bossman signed the back and I had to go out and deposit it in HIS account. I'm writing these things down and one of these days...

[attitash]

Today is, National Daiquiri Day ! I'll drink to that!-Perfect fit for Thirsty Thursday & me dealing with my weekend of w*rking.

[the H team]

Today is, National Daiquiri Day ! I'll drink to that!-Perfect fit for Thirsty Thursday & me dealing with my weekend of w*rking.

perfect, line them up. don't feel bad, i've got 3 weekends of work in a row ahead of me. the boss is taking vacation for 2 weeks. no days off for me till the 5th of August.

[attitash]

perfect, line them up. don't feel bad, i've got 3 weekends of work in a row ahead of me. the boss is taking vacation for 2 weeks. no days off for me till the 5th of August.

I`m off for almost 2 weeks after Sunday

[waynethegolfer]

The Who are coming again?? I've already seen their farewell concert 3 times.

[alohamom]

[QUOTE=rock lobster;4840678]Was that supposed to be I am such a procreator or procrastinator?
Are you foolin' around with the Dark Knight and waiting for him to rise tomorrow?

Freudian slip o' the fingers...

[SillyLoocie]

The Who are coming again?? I've already seen their farewell concert 3 times.

I think one of those farewell concerts was in Hamilton?

[waynethegolfer]

[waynethegolfer]