""MY"" letter to Santa

[MissGodiva2u]

Dear Santa,

Year after year I ask you for the same bloody gift which you never deliver, heck you don't even leave a note saying you're outta stock or whatever.

Seams you have a teflon coated memory so let me refresh it for you: I just want one teddy bear with a heart, preferably a 6'2" with all his hair and teeth, no big belly and erm........ all parts completely functional

Now, for gawd sake, please order it , deadline : December 24th. You will find a glass of milk spiked with your favorite boozzzzzzzz and a pizza with a cookie crust

P.S. I have included every bloody coupon I had in my possession and you'll find one for carpet cleaner said to be the absolute best to get rid of reindeer poo stains

[Ashley01]

lol i love it

[roxyjazz]

LOL I love it....... didn't write my letter yet but it would say Please send me a New and Improved !!!!

[LisaLisaBoBisa]

if the hair is negotiable, I may have a couple offers for you.. lol..

Dear Santa,

Year after year I ask you for the same bloody gift which you never deliver, heck you don't even leave a note saying you're outta stock or whatever.

Seams you have a teflon coated memory so let me refresh it for you: I just want one teddy bear with a heart, preferably a 6'2" with all his hair and teeth, no big belly and erm........ all parts completely functional

Now, for gawd sake, please order it , deadline : December 24th. You will find a glass of milk spiked with your favorite boozzzzzzzz and a pizza with a cookie crust

P.S. I have included every bloody coupon I had in my possession and you'll find one for carpet cleaner said to be the absolute best to get rid of reindeer poo stains

[karalin9]

Ahahahaha!

[twin]

MissGodiva2u that was priceless!! Don't give up hope. Mr.Right will come along when you least expect it

[MissGodiva2u]

No, the hair is not really negociable, I have enough house work to do without adding the extra chore of dusting and waxing a scalp every day and searching everywhere to get wax coupons ! But then again if he has a " heavy duty " thingy I might reconsider

[linnie721]

oh how nice

[LisaLisaBoBisa]

thingy? I am not sure I know what you mean -- do you mean a heavy duty wallet? LOL

No, the hair is not really negociable, I have enough house work to do without adding the extra chore of dusting and waxing a scalp every day and searching everywhere to get wax coupons ! But then again if he has a " heavy duty " thingy I might reconsider

[Littlemoe0]

Hope Santa gets your letter. Very funny.