Things i would never do

[danger_dan]

kick someone's pet

[Stifler]

Own a dog

[danger_dan]

Own a dog

why not?

[Stifler]

I'm more of a cat person...my family had cats growing up. I'm actually scared of dogs...Diva usually protects me in public from them

Jack: "Greg, how come you don't like cats?" Greg: "I don't not like cats I just, I just prefer dogs. I mean I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know - come home, they're wagging their little tails, happy to see you."
Jack: "So you need that assurance do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal?"
Greg: "I..."
Jack: "You see Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection, they don't sell out the way dogs do."
Greg: "...Huh."

[Redneck Charger]

eat worms

[SillyLoocie]

run around in traffic

[Stifler]

buy clothes online

[danger_dan]

intentionally fail something

[Stifler]

take credit for someone else's work

[Redneck Charger]

Speak French

[danger_dan]

ruin a surprise

[Stifler]

bake cookies for the office lol

[danger_dan]

bake cookies for the office lol

you'd eat then though right?

back stab

[Stifler]

^ not really...not into sweets that much.

Be something i'm not

[danger_dan]

lie to my lady