Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[psells]

Headline of the day:

Halle Berry shocked the director of Movie 43 by exposing her breasts and dipping them into "a bowl of guacamole".

[Knottythots]

Good Afternoon. Way to go Leafs!
Congrats to Jester and Wayne for the new blue hearts and 22 hicks who now has a heart of gold.
Wolfie- the video I saw one of those plows pull into the Miller yard down the road and did not know what the heck it was; now I do!
Dulcea – hope you feel better.

[ecat444]

Hey All! Just on my way to the H.S. - almost there, just stopped in the library to check e-mail etc.

Congrats on the new blues Jester and Wolfie!!! and 22 on her heart of Gold! Way to go!

Gotta run - have a good one everyone!

[heartgirl99]

Well, I am going to follow Hicks out to the stores and get some groceries just in case.

don't forget the beer store and lcbo

[Knottythots]

A DC 'airport ticket agent' offers some examples of why the US is in so much trouble!

1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!)

2. I got a call from a Kansas Congressman's (Moore) staffer (Howard Bauleke), who wanted to go to Cape Town. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, and then he interrupted me with, ''I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts ..''

Without trying to make him look stupid, I calmly explained, ''Cape Cod is in Massachusetts , Cape Town is in South Africa ..''
His response -- click..

3.A senior Vermont Congressman (Bernie Sanders) called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando . He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state.

He replied, 'Don't lie to me!, I looked on the map, and Florida is a very THIN state!!'' (OMG)

4.I got a call from a lawmaker's wife (Landra Reid) who asked, ''Is it possible to see England from Canada ?''

I said, ''No.''

She said, ''But they look so close on the map'' (OMG, again!)

5.An aide for a cabinet member (Janet Napolitano) once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas .. I pulled up the reservation and noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas ... When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, ''I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time.'' (Aghhhh)

6.An Illinois Congresswoman (Jan Schakowsky) called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 a.m., and got to Chicago at 8:33 a.m.

I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois , but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker, (Jerrold Nadler) called and asked, ''Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?'' I said, 'No, why do you ask?'

He replied, ''Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!''

After putting him on hold for a minute, while I looked into it. (I was dying laughing). I came back and explained the city code for Fresno , Ca. is (FAT - Fresno Air Terminal), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on his luggage..

8.A Senator John Kerry aide (Lindsay Ross) called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii . After going over all the cost info, she asked, ''Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii ?''

9.I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman, Bobby Bright from Ala. who asked, ''How do I know which plane to get on?''

I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, ''I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them.''

10 Senator Dianne Feinstein called and said, ''I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola , Florida . Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?''

I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola and fly on a commuter plane.

She said, ''Yeah, whatever, smarty!''

11Mary Landrieu, La. Senator, called and had a question about the documents she needed in order to fly to China . After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded her that she needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those.''

I double checked and sure enough, her stay required a visa. When I told her this she said, ''Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!''

12 A New Jersey Congressman (John Adler) called to make reservations, ''I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York .''

I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, ''Are you sure that's the name of the town?''

'Yes, what flights do you have?'' replied the man.

After some searching, I came back with, ''I'm sorry, sir, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a rhino anywhere."

''The man retorted, ''Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!''

So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, ''You don't mean Buffalo , do you?''

The reply? ''Whatever! I knew it was a big animal.''

Now you know why the Government is in the shape it's in!

Could ANYONE be this DUMB?

YES, THEY WALK AMONG US, ARE IN POLITICS, AND THEY CONTINUE TO BREED.

I don't write it, I just offer it for your consideration. Like manure, you just gotta spread it around.

[heartgirl99]

[rock lobster]

HAH! He's no gentleman, he's my husband! Wooohoooo!!!

Oh, oh she's on about the imaginary husband again, poor thing!!

[kawam]

All Repped out. Getting tossed off the computer as it has to be shared at this hotel. 200 rooms one working computer

[heartgirl99]

congrats to all the owners of new hearts

[The Jester]

g.m. every1; boy did I sleep in; feels so good

Happy Hump Day

Now you're a Golden Girl - sleeps are important. ;-)
Congratz much Hicks

[Owdatoon]

[22hicks]

Well, I am going to follow Hicks out to the stores and get some groceries just in case.

Just got back; all my shopping & running around done.
Didn't want to wait till tomorrow, just in case. Glad it's done.

[22hicks]

Big Congrats on going GOLDEN, 22HICKS!

Congrats to all the new hearts

Congrats to Jester and Wayne for the new blue hearts and 22 hicks who now has a heart of gold.

Congrats on the new blues Jester and Wolfie!!! and 22 on her heart of Gold! Way to go!

Now you're a Golden Girl - sleeps are important. ;-)
Congratz much Hicks

Boy you guys are great !!!

Wow, I'm Golden.

Thanks to every1, you are such a great group to be around.

[22hicks]

Ok, a few smiles;

[22hicks]

Maybe the answer to all your computer problems kawam