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Thread: CHFI 98.1 - Loyalty Club (GTA)
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Mon, Jun 10th, 2013, 12:03 PM #13921
What was Monday's Tune @ Noon?
Don't You Worry Child -- Swedish House Mafia
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Mon, Jun 10th, 2013, 12:05 PM #13922
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Wow, the gangs all here , except WendarK & HG.
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Mon, Jun 10th, 2013, 12:21 PM #13923
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Kawam, you're going to be missed !!!
I hope you & G man have a fantastic trip to Italy. Can't wait to see the pics.
Have a great time boys.
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Mon, Jun 10th, 2013, 05:02 PM #13924
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5:00 -
Ed Sheeran - Lego House
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 12:27 AM #13925
Newsletter Bonus Code - DAD
Feeling unknown and you're all alone, flesh and bones by the telephone,
lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer!
Take second best, put me to the test, things on your chest, you need to confess!
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver!
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 12:28 AM #13926
Under Your Opinion
THE "FATHER'S DAY" SCOOP SURVEY
1. If you could say anything to your Dad right now, what would it be?
Feeling unknown and you're all alone, flesh and bones by the telephone,
lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer!
Take second best, put me to the test, things on your chest, you need to confess!
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver!
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 05:59 AM #13927
* June 11 *
song at 6 ===>
Highway Don't Care - Tim Mcgraw
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 08:03 AM #13928
What was Tuesday's 8am No Repeat Workday Kickoff Song?
This Love - Maroon 5
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 08:03 AM #13929
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 08:04 AM #13930
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8 a.m. kickoff: This Love - Maroon 5
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 08:04 AM #13931
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Good morning everyone
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 08:08 AM #13932
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Congrats phil!
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 09:17 AM #13933
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Good morning every1.
Boy, I'm tired this morning. Cleaned the whole house yesterday, & yes it took all day.
Hadn't done it because I was in so much pain, but the meds sure helped.
Then went for an MRI @ - and get this, the appt. was @ 11:15 p.m. !!!
Didn't get hope till after midnight, & what a stressful drive in the pouring rain.
Anyhow, did I say good morning.
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 11:54 AM #13934
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This for the ladies who've shopped for bathing suits.........
"When I was a child, the bathing suit for the "mature figure" was boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Have you noticed that today's stretch fabrics are designed for the prepubescent girl with a figure carved from a potato chip?
The mature woman has a choice, she can go up front to the maternity department and try on a floral suit with a skirt and end up coming away looking like a hippopotamus that escaped from Disney's Fantasia --or-- she can wander around every run-of-the-mill department store trying to make a sensible choice from what amounts to a designer range of fluorescent rubber bands.
What choice did I have? I wandered around, made my sensible choice and entered the chamber of horrors known as the fitting room. The first thing I noticed was the extraordinary tensile strength of the stretch material. The Lycra used in bathing costumes was developed, I believe, by NASA to launch small rockets from a slingshot , which gives the added bonus that if you manage to actually lever yourself into one you would be protected from shark attacks. Any shark taking a swipe at your passing midriff would immediately suffer whiplash.
I fought my way into the bathing suit, but as I twanged the shoulder strap in place I gasped in horror, my boobs had disappeared! Eventually, I found one boob cowering under my left armpit. It took a while to find the other. At last I located it flattened beside my seventh rib.
The problem is that modern bathing suits have no bra cups. The mature woman is now meant to wear her boobs spread across her chest like a speed bump. I realigned my speed bump and lurched toward the mirror to take a full view assessment.
The bathing suit fit all right, but unfortunately it only fitted those bits of me willing to stay inside it. The rest of me oozed out rebelliously from top, bottom and sides. I looked like a lump of Playdoh wearing undersized cling wrap.
As I tried to work out where all those extra bits had come from, the prepubescent sales girl popped her head through the curtain, "Oh, there you are," she said, admiring the bathing suit. I replied that I wasn't so sure and asked what else she had to show me.
I tried on a cream crinkled one that made me look like a lump of masking tape, and a floral two-piece that gave the appearance of an oversized napkin in a serving ring.
I struggled into a pair of leopard-skin bathers with ragged frills and came out looking like Tarzan' s Jane, pregnant with triplets and having a rough day.
I tried on a black number with a midriff fringe and looked like a jellyfish in mourning.
I tried on a bright pink pair with such a high cut leg I thought I would have to wax my eyebrows to wear them.
Finally, I found a suit that fit, it was a two-piece affair with a shorts-style bottom and a loose blouse-type top. It was cheap, comfortable, and bulge-friendly, so I bought it. My ridiculous search had a successful outcome, I figured.
When I got it home, I found a label that read, "Material might become transparent in water."
So, if you happen to be on the beach or near any other body of water this year and I'm there too, I'll be the one in cut-off jeans and a T-shirt.
You'd better be laughing or rolling on the floor by this time. Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain, with or without a stylish bathing suit!
(Does anyone know Victoria and what is her secret anyway?)
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Tue, Jun 11th, 2013, 12:02 PM #13935
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Tune @ Noon:
The Way You Make Me Feel -- Michael Jackson
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