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[Babygirl1]

sping will soon be here...

[Babygirl1]

Clock peep's ahead one hour when you go to bed tonight.. Cus it starts at 2am

[Babygirl1]

Hey Cass, did you see Survivor last night and who went home "crying" all the way, but not before he could make it as bad for his teammates as possible - what a egomanical jerk!!! I maintain that during his second go-round with Survivor "Celebrity" he would have been gone early as well if the other celebrity players had seen how viciously he played the game, but when their series was being filmed Russell's first Survivor go-round hadn't been shown on TV yet so he had an unfair advantage and they had no idea what he was like while they knew about everyone else. So now he says he'll never play the game again - good riddance Russell - because I don't think anyone wants to play with you either LOL!


What do you think about Phillip, the supposed former federal agent?? My hubby says no one who really has been an agent talks about it like this guy so he thinks he's lying about it and I notice under the bios on the CBS Survivor Redemption Island website that they have a question mark next to his "former federal agent" status. What a character he is with his pink baggy underwear with as the others say everything hanging out LOL!

And re The Amazing Race - my cowboys are getting back into the groove again thank goodness, but it did look bad for them in the beginning!


Happy watching!!!

YOU BET I DID & LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.. THAT IDIOT IS GONE YAEH!!!!!! & YES (TAR) TOO SO GOOD... CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW NIGHT AND HUMP DAY DAY AGAIN (WED) CAN'T MISS IT EVER.. I WOULD DIE Fan Since very First ONE Have a good late after noon ok & Eveing... Cassie

[Babygirl1]

Cy all soon, later gaters...

[Babygirl1]

more of that( s )word is coming f- - k

[6ffightr9]

Tide # 1 = olay

Nope four of them

Tide = Olay Body Collections
Tide II = febreze noticeables
Tide Challenge = Mr. Clean® Disinfecting Bath Cleaner With Febreze® Freshness
Tide Challenge II = www.olay.ca

[Babygirl1]

Airline Anecdotes

Occasionally, airline flight attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways out of this airplane..."

"Your seat cushions can be used for floatation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments."

"We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke, contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of the airplane."

"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land... it's a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve luggage from the overhead bins. The head attendant announced on the intercom, "This aircraft is equipped with a video surveillance system that monitors the cabin during taxiing. Any passengers not remaining in their seats until the aircraft comes to a full and complete stop at the gate will be strip-searched as they leave the aircraft."

Once on a Southwest flight, the pilot said, "We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot, too, so I can come back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella...WHOA..!"

"Should the cabin lose pressure, oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or adults acting like children."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
"Last one off the plane must clean it."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...Unfortunately none of them are on this flight...!"

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault.....it was the asphalt!"

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a "Thanks for flying XYZ airline." He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?" "Why no Ma'am," said the pilot, "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant came on the PA and announced, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee.... "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more."

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

[Babygirl1]

[Babygirl1]

Actual stories provided by travel agents:

1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train to Hawaii?"

3. I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts." Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa."
Her response was "click."

4. A man called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that is not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me. I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state."

5. I got a call from a man who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?"
I said, "No."
He said, "But they look so close on the map."

6. Another man called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had a 1-hour lay over in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and I need a car to drive between the gates to save
time."

7. A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!

8. A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description
on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while "I looked
into it," (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained that the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

9. I just got off the phone with a man who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these darn planes have numbers on them.

10. "A woman called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-cola on one of those computer planes." I asked if she meant to fly to Pensacola on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever."

11. A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. "Oh no I don't, I've been to China many
times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express."

12. A woman called to make reservations. "I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus, New York." The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent asked, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?"
"Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the customer.
After some searching, the agent came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Hippopotamus anywhere."
The customer retorted,"Oh don't be silly. Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!"
The agent scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" "That's it! I knew it was a big animal!"

[edwards1411]

Thanks for all the trivia and codes today! Hope everyone has a Good Evening!!!

[Babygirl1]

Nope four of them

Tide = Olay Body Collections
Tide II = febreze noticeables
Tide Challenge = Mr. Clean® Disinfecting Bath Cleaner With Febreze® Freshness
Tide Challenge II = www.olay.ca

Thanks For # 4 Wasn't There when I Did The Other 3.. Oh & I see that there were 2 answers for The first Tide Challenge, I used Creast That was right then.. Thanks for sharing The # 2 Tide .. Cassie

[Babygirl1]

So true! and so many need their lives changed for the better, I think about them all the time, poor souls. The few I seen being brought in from their walks at the H.S. were pulling and trying their best not to be put back in their cages, it was heartbreaking

Hi ecat, Since you said you havn't seen Sex In the City Movie #1 It Just started On the womans network if you get that channel.. Just thought you may want to know & see if they are near anywhere you went down in Mexico... plus That realy dam funny part I told that made me LMFAO Hope you know about it being on, & what you have missed.. It will repeat tomorrow any time from Morning to the eveing and may even repeat again next weekend or somtime this month.. hope you get a chance Its a cool movie if you liked the TV ones that were on for years... Not a tear jerker unless you can relate to one of the four Gals.. have a Great Night and turn your clocks back sweetie Cassie.....

[Babygirl1]

Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years.

[Babygirl1]

In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

[Babygirl1]

Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.