Vinyl 95.3

[6ffightr9]

Nurse

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....
that's just great....
Some azzhole's got my pen!'

[ecat444]

Going to the Imperial Buffet and I'm starved............

[JETMAN]

WTG Jetman - what was your prize???????

Thank you! The prizes were 2 tickets to see the band Asia perform at Casino Rama on May 07, 2011, dvd copy of the Movie- The Kings Speech and the game "Uno extreme".

[edwards1411]

Tuesday April 26, 2011

Sleuth - ANNEAL

anneal \uh-NEEL\, verb:
1. To toughen or temper.
2. To heat (glass, earthenware, metals, etc.) to remove or prevent internal stress.
3. To free from internal stress by heating and gradually cooling.
4. To fuse colors onto (a vitreous or metallic surface) by heating.

Bracelets and spiral-headed pins of copper, and also of gold, which is even easier to anneal, appear almost at once.
-- Leon E. Stover, Bruce Kraig, Stonehenge: the Indo-European Heritage

The sinister imputations that could be drawn from that damning conversation on the tape, and her acceptance of their treachery, had only served to anneal her mind.
-- Barbara Taylor Bradford, A Woman of Substance

Anneal has ancient roots in the Old English root anǣlan, "to kindle."

[6ffightr9]

The Dog

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.

The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell my wife that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

My wife went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her"If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

My wife said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

My wife replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."

[6ffightr9]

New Drugs for Woman

DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

[lime]

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Deal of the Day Trivia - Jordan Staal

Deal of the Day Trivia II - martini glass



Satisfy Your Curiosity III - to differentiate her from prostitutes

[ladybirdmom]

Wesnesday 27th April

Trivia

Could you Graduate from 4th Grade? - Robins
Deal of the Day Trivia - Jordan Staal
Deal of the Day Trivia II - Martini Glass
Games 'n eCards Trivia - 7
Name That Question - Who is Dr. Dre?
Satisfy Your Curiosity III - to differentiate her from prostitutes
Sports Trivia - Bob Dylan
This Day In Canadian History - 1813

Have a great day all

[Owdatoon]

The points on Vinyl have really hit bottom, very hard to compete with the other Corus Radio stations....like Q107 which temporarily stopped giving "winning words" whilst having a trip contest and to compensate they increased "bonus site" points to 3,000 each...for a total of 27,000 per day....Vinyl's total is a mere 1,300..keeping in mind that many of the "MM" prize packs are shared with almost all the Corus Entertainment radio stations...

[22hicks]

Sleuth: "SPOONERISM"

[22hicks]

g.m. all - I hope u have a great day

[Babygirl1]

THEY DID IT, YES. YES. YES.
WAY TO GO.... VANCOUVER ROCKS
YEAH!!!!

[davidgri]

Music Challenge: Centrefield (It's about a pitcher, but the song is called Centrefield, and that's the answer they're looking for).

[Babygirl1]

g.m. all - I hope u have a great day

HE'S GONNA GET HIM BACK GOOD ONE hicks

[Babygirl1]

Music Challenge: Centrefield (It's about a pitcher, but the song is called Centrefield, and that's the answer they're looking for).

YOU NO DUMMIE!!! DID YOU SEE THE MOVIE OR READ THE BOOK? IT WAS GREAT, EXCELLENT STORY.. (TRUE) HAVE A GOOD DAY